@MelissaHDavis I count my dog's spring shedding in terms of how many times I have to empty the vacuum cleaner bucket during a full house tour.

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@stueytheround I tried that last night. Sound canceling headphones don't work for a side sleeper. Switched to earbuds and white noise sound track. Didn't help. Maybe a glass of wine right now. Insomnia sucks.

Brain worms. Presidential porn stars. @phillies 24-12 at the #MLB quarter pole. 7 greens in regulation on the front 9. This might be the weirdest 48 hours I've ever experienced. I need to rest.🤯

@Lucky188 I keep trying to coax that sucker out of my left ear. Dog treats, roast beef, honey suckle flowers, anything. Sombitch won't budge.

@kel I never knew that brain worms might be the root cause of my problems. Gonna have to check with my doctor on that one. 🤔

@SECRET_ASIAN_MAN I constantly get prompts from Microsoft to move all of my online comms to Outlook.

Ain't happening.

@AnneW I am out too. It's been a day. Sleep well.

@LianaBrooks A new mouse?

@apetrusk Now I want a ham sandwich.

@catlynne333 Two people you don't want to cheap out on:

1. Your hair stylist
2. Your criminal defense lawyer

@fugitive247 I have a golf hat. It has a Masters ball mark attached to it. A big "hang in there" to you both. 👊

@Cosmichomicide I was graced to see Leonard Cohen live, front row, on his last extended tour (2009-ish). His 70 YO something self was simply ethereal.

@White_Rabbit I have snakes and gators. But no riots.

Yep, people complicate things.

There's a right side, and a wrong side. Or maybe there's neither.

All I can do is let God sort 'em out. It's not my place or station to do so. Sometimes it seems so weaselly to feel this way.

Apply this to whatever current event suits you.

https://youtu.be/gp5JCrSXkJY

I swearta dog, Trnmp is the ultimate projectionist. And his MAGAts eat it up like Alpo. @stevebenen gets it exactly right.

https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/biden-white-house-pushes-back-response-trump-gestapo-talk-rcna150840

@MelissaHDavis pea-oh-knee

@InUnfunky God help us.

@MrsE0113 I knew a lady who taught me how to make the perfect white Russian. Memories...

@Tacitus_Kilgore The former, not the latter (most days, anyway).