.

#WaPo be stalking me and shit.

They gotta know, I'm with the Gray Lady true,
through and through. #WaPo, I just ain't into you.

.

I've sliced my finger this morning and now this.

1/2

LOL.

... from shit I can't read anyway because of paywall.

*Some* Billionaires... 😂

I learned a skill today!

I am ready to get lei'd!

I am Tracy Bonham "Mother Mother" aware. But I trust her, this.

I'm getting contacted by Charlie Kirk's outfit.

How is your night?

Nobody give me shit about proofreading when this is out there.

And I'm paying for it.

"How did you like my corned beef and cabbage?"

"It is gross. It is the worst I've ever had."

This divine creature is my #PumpkinSpice.

Just back from the spa.

In one hour HS reunion.

While I'm getting my car cleaned during the morning sprinkles...

Random thought. This toy was never fun, even for us poor kids.

I am sooooo looking forward to our black tie masquerade ball on Halloween night.

Here we are on #ThrowbackThursday. Post your #TuxLife photos!

"Tell [45] I want [him] to know it was me."

😂

I am looking for birthday ideas for my wife.

Age 58
Beautiful
Has me/it all 😂
Loves reading

I wanted to share with you all that our son is liking his new job at the corner Starbucks.

He's heard all the dad advice on seizing opportunities and turning it into a career with his AS degree.

I'm very accepting of #DirtyGrills
😂