@Museek We need to let Darwin take care of the problem.

@Kinnison In a 100 years the readers will be disappointed that it isn't A zombie book.

@Flibitz True, but I'll bet they'll all figure out a way to open the can.

@nursefrombirth You're better bet is to be coached by a person most like your opponent.

Add a manual can opener to your emergency supplies.

Really eye opening when the donation list says pull top only for people who don't have electricity. Um...1st world problem.

@nl37tgt I'm seeing way more D signs than R signs and no Marsha Blackburn sign.

@redenigma Let the kid eat graham crackers (depending on age) suggest a deep dive on what the drive behind graham crackers was, before they added sugar.