@hapkidogal you get what you get when the only requirements are pale, male, yale.

@MichaelRLaverty Whatever you do don't allow six siblings to pick the flowers together. It took them 4 hours. It wasn't all their fault it was Christmas time and the deceased had requested pink flowers at her funeral.

Finding out Tory cat likes people in uniforms on tv. Mocha cat likes game shows.

Feeling so much for the main characters in the book A Jingle Bell Mingle both learn to drive in Los Angeles, neither can parallel park. CA took it off the driving test in the mid 1990's.

@SmirkingRaven She isn't wrong.

@SmirkingRaven Bets of her hating the class girls by the end.

@Graci Lol I had that conversation with a Water sewer cover. It was dark and it looked fuzzy.

@Museek We need to let Darwin take care of the problem.

@Kinnison In a 100 years the readers will be disappointed that it isn't A zombie book.

@Flibitz True, but I'll bet they'll all figure out a way to open the can.

@nursefrombirth You're better bet is to be coached by a person most like your opponent.

Add a manual can opener to your emergency supplies.

Really eye opening when the donation list says pull top only for people who don't have electricity. Um...1st world problem.

@nl37tgt I'm seeing way more D signs than R signs and no Marsha Blackburn sign.

@redenigma Let the kid eat graham crackers (depending on age) suggest a deep dive on what the drive behind graham crackers was, before they added sugar.

@TheRealDelia Congrats!

I guess if the bread is coming from NC or Eastern Tennessee a minor bread shortage should be expected in Middle Tennessee.

@elbutterfield Moderator should have replied the check didn't clear.

@Bix How when teachers cannot give kids sunscreen without permission?

@OldDude71 Thoughts and prayers are only for the living. The dead do not care.

@Horrrflmlvr @OldDude71 It won't. I find it hilarious that Hagerty wanted the Senate to return to pass disaster relief, he was pro reopening a Memphis bridge before it getting fixed. Marsha who is up for re-election likes the attention.