Boss asks group: Do you want a in person or remote xmas party?
Me: I'll go if its mandatory but I'm not into them and i prefer remote. Plus its a long drive to the office.
Boss: You do realize you are expected to do some travel to the office
Me: Again, I will go where I am expected and if its mandatory.
Me inside: OMG YOU ASKED ME! FUUUUCK YOU LADY I DON'T OWE YOU MY DEVOTION!

In case you forgot, they tried to murder the 3rd person in line to the presidency and speaker of the house.

Vote accordingly.

In case you forgot, they tried to murder the 3rd person in line to the presidency and speaker of the house.

Vote accordingly.

In case you forgot: They took away your right to an abortion.

Folks have gotten awful quiet about that.

People don't seem to remember that there was a time Twitter didn't have blue checks at all.

Its so damn easy for me to fill out that ballot just check every D on the list. It's also easy for me to not have a massive ego to think I know better and am above voting.

Shut up and vote D! Your leftist revolution will either come or it won't regardless.

I've never seen this many "hey i'm new from twitter" posts in the firehose before!

Really need a "hide toot" option for those toots we really just don't want to see

And we really need to rename them from toots cuz i've been on here for a few months and I still giggle.

I need to eat but I don't want to get up and do it. Someone put a taco in my mouth please and thank you

Hot take: The right coopting young (at the time) white men from Occupy Wallstreet was a huge deal we don't talk about. Cuz they use them as fascist tools to this day.

Wish someone could pour this down his ear https://steveschmidt.substack.com/p/dear-elon

Check out this ish, they just waited till we weren't paying attention and went back to funding seditionists: https://www.propublica.org/article/companies-funding-election-deniers-after-january-6

What gets me is how over the last few years, hardly anyone challenges Musk on Twitter. None of the other celebs on twitter hardly ever calls out his BS even before the buyout. Stephen King is one of too few exceptions.

Within 48 hours of the deal closing, Elon almost single handedly gets a homophobic conspiracy/outright lie/propaganda against the Pelosi family trending on Twitter.