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Lawyer jokes never work because lawyers don't think they're funny and nobody else thinks they're jokes

What to look for in a man?

I was told to prioritize on the things I find most important in my life.

So now I’m looking for someone “dishwasher safe”

The organizer, author Carrie Rubin is truly a wonderful soul, and her nephew is battling brain cancer.
gofund.me/1dae0ec4

Wishing all friends, followers, and anyone else who sees this tweet a Brighter, Better New Year.
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And now a photo of some damselfish for no particular reason.

Glass Onion:
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(Maybe 4.5 - the finale was a tad over the top)

- and the phrase “vainglorious buffoon” needs to be applied more often in this age than it is.

One of the things you learn to dread as you get older is the year-end media deluge of “best of” and “worst of” lists.

As MC for the latest Writers Supporting Writers, I lean into imposter syndrome by dressing the part😉

Topic: Who is your favorite author and why?

youtu.be/J9BjdO8OWTo

I took a photo of the marsh today then remembered it was the winter solstice. The occasion demanded I remove any hint of color or joy. 😉

Little known fact: the Information Desk at the DMV is also known as the Event Horizon.

Part of me really wants to be abducted by aliens. The other part of me also wants to be abducted by aliens. In summary, I would like to be abducted by aliens.

Webb captures spectacular protostar L1527 as it forms and ejects material.


"So why haven't you posted your Spotify Wrapped list yet?"

Because Spotify is a shitty company that gave Joe Rogan a platform.

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Richard L Pastore🏳️‍🌈

CounterSocial is the first Social Network Platform to take a zero-tolerance stance to hostile nations, bot accounts and trolls who are weaponizing OUR social media platforms and freedoms to engage in influence operations against us. And we're here to counter it.