I swear when Oliver meows it truly sounds like he is screaming “mom mommy mom”

My Jack hates hates hates when I pick him up and kiss him all over…..he tries desperately to escape, but mommy is to quick for him hahaha. I crack up each time. Like I’m torturing the poor kitty hahahaha

Awful awful

Men in suits riding those scooters on Madison Avenue in rush hour traffic….is quite a site

Morning CoSo fam…..just learned some sad news yesterday about an acquaintance I knew. He passed away, he was my age, and he left behind a 9yr old son. My heart breaks for this child. I may not have been a huge fan of this father but the one thing I can honestly say is he was an amazing dad. Loved that kid so so much. My heart literally is breaking for him. May the men who claimed to be his dad’s friends, step up and remind him every single day how much his father loved him.

Soap operas are pretty funny.

I just poured a whole bunch of catnip on their toys and these boys are going to town. Lol. Enjoy boys…:enjoy

Morning CoSo fam….so today’s garbage day and said to myself “let’s clean out fridge”. I guess one has to go actual food shopping in order to have anything to clean out

I swear I need a dictionary to understand friggin acronyms.

Ooo thunder in the distance.

When animals fight back. #Yikes

https://people.com/american-tourist-64-dead-after-elephant-attacked-vehicle-trampled-her-in-zambia-8667776

Morning CoSo ….im in such a fabulous mood. Already worked out & eating breakfast outside in the yard. It’s gonna be a hot one today.

I’m gonna try and relax today and try and figure out this issue I’m struggling with.

I’m struggling with do I keep to my convictions & not settle for what I feel I deserve or give in cause I don’t want to be alone. I’m struggling cause why do I have to settle while others never did. And maybe that’s my problem I compare others to me but why?
#RealGirlProblems

In a perfect world, men would (want to) wait to show the woman his penis. His urges are real BUT he would wait and not expose himself two hours into talking with a woman. 🤦‍♀️ I just can’t anymore. I’m not effin prudish in the slightest but I do not want to see your penis right away. Sorry fellas. I love penis too BUT I’m not in a rush to see it two hours into a call….

Deep breaths.

What a glorious morning lol. Happy Thursday CoSo fam. It was leg day and OMG my legs are killing me. Don’t know how I was even able to climb bus steps but I made it. I hope you all have a fabulous day! Fuck war fuck Putin and fuck evil. ✌️🥰😎

Gonna go get ready for a bbq. First one of the summer. Better not be my last!!!

Anyone here have any comments or opinions/experience with SonoBello. I’d really love to hear it now. (Boost me so the whole hose sees this please 😎TIA)

wow logged onto my work laptop(Desktop) and man this set up is sooooo much better to use than on the iPhone. I really need to invest in a laptop I think (don't want to use my company's laptop because well you know lol)

Morning sunshine! #PositivePatti happy Tuesday off to work now.

Like was I so intimidating that no one could approach me or is this just a thing you men say to chicks you never banged but wanted and still want.

Makes me feel like shit to be honest like I was not good enough back then but now I am.

Just venting. Thanks for listening to my #TedTalk

So we reconnected on FB just recently (total fluke) and this mothereffer proceeds to tell me how he always liked me and had hugest crush on me. This is like the 3rd time in my life where I had the biggest crush on someone but I never pursued for one reason or another (they had GF or I was just Uber shy and couldn’t get myself to ask him out).