They have got to get rid of his secret service peeps now for him and the family

I swear to God I feel like screaming n this bus. I just let out a loud woot woot

I need sleep not a shower….uggh time to get up and get ready for work work work

#CanIGetAnAmen!

#birbs #BirdWatching

I’m so fiesty/agitated today and I’m not sure why. But everything and everyone is just annoying me and getting on my last nerve.

And I hate getting old cause I hate having to wear readers to see and type on my phone lol hahaha

#PissyPatti

Hahaha

So there’s a street fair happening near my job. Just started chatting with a woman, and talking about NY and how she loves my accent. So I asked where she was from but she was afraid to tell me. She’s from Israel, I said to her Ma nishma and her face lit up. I said don’t ever be afraid to say where you’re from especially here in NYC. I said I know it’s Hamas that’s organizing these protests. We stand with Israel. She’s said I’m a very smart woman and I should tell other NY’ers this. ✌️

Thank god for the mute button. Hahaha 😂 That person is annoying as fuck lol rambles on about nuttin sometimes….

lol William Shatner is 93yrs old and still on TV. I don’t think that man will ever retire. 🤣

Windows open and all I smell are BBQ’s and all I want is a bbq

Omg he just asked if I was a tomboy. Oh well guess this convo is over. Nothing about my profile nor pics would suggest I have tomboyish ways. Seems like he doesn’t have good intuition lol. It’s ok I had a lil fun while it lasted.

Hey listen, I tried going outside my comfort zone and not be so effin picky BUT it’s getting me no where so I’m going back to my pickyish ways. Hahaha

Lmao he finally guessed it. Must have been my response “holy shit go crawl back under the covers cause you suck at this”

Can any of you figure out my sign by that response lmao. Hahahaah

I’m laughing as I’m just talking with some guy and he is trying to guess my “sign”. I swear he named every single sign except mine. And he can’t figure out which one he is missing. Lmao.

I wish that one of the options/preferences on dating sites would be about facial hair. If you got a hillbilly beard….I ain’t the woman for you. I don’t mind a stache or goatee BUT a full fledge hillbilly beard, no thanks. When I look at one, all disgusting thoughts start popping into my head and I get so turned off. #SorryNotSorry 🤘🏼🙃✌️😎

The name is Blacula! 😂 such a great movie hahaha

OMG I just love #Svengoolie. Scream, Blacula, Scream. From 1973!!! They just don’t make movies like this anymore. 😂

My Lyft drivers name is Forhed….i swear

OMG I just ate at Dallas BBQ and well I just now cancelled my training session for tomorrow 😂 OMG it was so effin. Good. And those donuts. I am done. I’m in Lyft headed home.

So proud of her! My lil cousin making her short film debut today! I hope she wins