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My paper airplane won't fly.
It's just stationery.😂

Gambling debts, two divorces, and a cocaine habit had left R2-D2 nearly broke. One night, drunk on White Claws, he drives his Porsche through the front window of a Santa Monica Walgreens, losing both his legs. Finding himself on the street, he now takes odd jobs just to survive.

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#carlin
#truths

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So now we know. Just whack him with a rolled up magazine and he will behave better. Judges who are trying to control defendants would do well to bring their copy of "The Judges' Journal" with them to work.

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I wanted to marry a carbon-14 expert but all she wanted to do was date.😂

Food for thought?

#Humour

#Dog_Suits

When a cougar gets so old she needs a hearing aid, she becomes
(wait for it)
a Def Leopard😂

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😂

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Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.😂

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What does the clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back four seconds.😂

#Thankful