Lucky
My life is stranger than fiction.
Joined Nov 2022
Last night I was walking with my toothbrush in my mouth I tripped over my cat. I managed to not crash and caught myself but ended up biting down way to hard and cracked a molar bad. Why is tooth pain the worst thing ever. I really need Monday to come.
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That's not how you internet, Brian.
https://twitter.com/kilmeade/status/1687964221890236416
Fuck mornings! I’m still trying to figure out why no one has invented a robot that is at my bedside with a cup of coffee and a hair tie when I wake up…….
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Dear people in my phone, your minds are fascinating!!!
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THEORY: Regarding anyone, and I do mean ANYONE still backing Trump - at this point it's not that they support Trump, it's the simple fact that they can't admit they were suckered by such a fucking buffoon.
#politics Once Lord Cheeto Puff realizes they sold him out and sang like little Twitter birds, how long do you think it was take him to start leaking the blackmail they sold their souls for???
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In the immortal words of Walter Sobchak: SHUT THE FUCK UP, DONNY!
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Not gonna lie - I can’t wait for Trump to get convicted and go to prison... “for us”.
Man just watch this for awhile it will mesmerize.
https://counter.social/entropy/woeisme.php
I need an adult to tell me to step away from the computer and go the fuck to bed! It's 3:24 am I have to wake up in some very short hours. 
Why do I do this to myself?????Uhhh Goodnight you crazy fuckers in my phone! 😂
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You can't find it on me because it doesn't exist.
Side effect of always knowing that online is permanence.
What a profoundly huge, sad (that the crime happened to begin with), Important, profound day for the United States of America and history. Through divided we showed the world democracy is strong and that no man is above the law.
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@kel The quote 'The wheels of justice turn slowly, but grind exceedingly fine' is attributed to the poet and essayist Thomas Fuller.
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Fun Fact: CounterSocial is the only social media platform with an 
emoji.
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Ukraine is all "YO WE HERD U LIEK WARZ".
https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2023/08/01/moscow-drones-buildings-ukraine-war/
Lucky
My life is stranger than fiction.
Joined Nov 2022