reposting my funniest tweets on here like im moving in.

The thing about muscular liberalism is, you cant call yourself a muscular liberal without sounding like an absolutely ripped washboard chad optimist. Which is correct. I am.

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#Ukraine

For nothing is hidden that will not be made manifest, nor is anything secret that will not be known and come to light.

“The world breaks everyone and afterward many are strong at the broken places. But those that will not break it kills. It kills the very good and the very gentle and the very brave impartially. If you are none of these you can be sure it will kill you too but there will be no special hurry.”

I love this quote. I think of it as an inspiration. Live a life that forces the world to take notice of you.

#NAFO

The first President of Chechnya, Dzokhar Dudayev, speaking in 1995 about the strength of the Ukrainian nation and Russia’s stupid decision to mistreat them, creating a formidable enemy.

#Ukraine

#politics What the alt-right doesn't seem to understand is that they may be the only side that wants a civil war, but that doesn't make them the only side prepared for a civil war.

They're looking to fight a war, I'm looking to end one.

is there a way to add additional columns to the home page, for like, specific hashtags?

I notice that for some reason, I'm not getting as many hot women with like, 5 followers and no posts following me on here! Also, where are all the hot singles in my area?!

Slava #Ukraine

starting the #tolerablecops hashtag on here. As the first and only tolerable cop, I declare that I have unilateral control over who counts.

I continue my efforts to encourage everyone to stop calling the bad twitter man by his dumb name, and start exclusively referring to him as #thesloppyman