@DefiledAmygdala 😂

@kismatt Thank you!

#politics What the alt-right doesn't seem to understand is that they may be the only side that wants a civil war, but that doesn't make them the only side prepared for a civil war.

They're looking to fight a war, I'm looking to end one.

is there a way to add additional columns to the home page, for like, specific hashtags?

@Agatha

@nostout I've said it before- credit where its due, we all talked about how terrible twitter is, but only #thesloppyman was brave enough to actually destroy it.

@Metalson yea, you better um, watch it bucko, cuz theres- theres more where that came from?

I notice that for some reason, I'm not getting as many hot women with like, 5 followers and no posts following me on here! Also, where are all the hot singles in my area?!

@Metalson h-hey... um... butt... guy.

@dcuplink dont try to run, sandwich cops are all feds. #truepolicefacts

Slava #Ukraine

@CelluloidBlonde i like it! this feels like back at the beginning of web 2.0 where everything was distributed and no one was sure what they were doing.

@SterlingArcher86 on no theres no salute emoji!!!

@CelluloidBlonde are rooms like groups?

starting the #tolerablecops hashtag on here. As the first and only tolerable cop, I declare that I have unilateral control over who counts.

@WeThePeople USPIS was putting out LES/FOUO threat briefings in mid december. people fucking knew and no one did shit.

I continue my efforts to encourage everyone to stop calling the bad twitter man by his dumb name, and start exclusively referring to him as #thesloppyman