Does anyone have any brain bleach?

I was over at X for a bit.

I need to sanitize my brain now.

OOF!!

After a night in the hospital and the wrong end of several needles. I was released with new prescriptions and a new friend.

Wendi and I bonded over malfunctioning IVs over night.

Home safe and healthy-ish.
List of things I never want to experience again:
✅Riding code in an ambulance
✅CT contrast AKA hellfire
✅MRI, noisy is an understatement
✅Heart Ultrasound AKA let me poke this in your ribs with I tell you to inhale

Things you want to heart after all those test:
✅Unremarkable
✅No Defect

So what happened? I experienced what can only be described as a TIA.
Transient ischemic attack or as my hubs says, a drive by stroke.

So how did you spend your Saturday?

#ihatehospitals

I am fit to be tied.

Steam is coming out of my ears.

At 1630 PST (or whatever the fuck it is) on the 1st day of March in our Lourde 2024, I discovered, much to my chagrin, some jackhole, tried to steal my dead mother’s car.

Yes ladies and gentleman, some lowlife, nothing better to do, asshole, tried to drill out the lock on my mom’s car.

Now I get to play with AAA and file a claim on her insurance. Or figure out what the fuck to don’t get it fixed.

#fuckcancer

I have filled in the bubbles on my ballot. Now I just need to mail it or drop it in a box, along with my mother’s unmarked ballot.

Maybe I can get an answer?

#fuckcancer

Got another statement from AT&T. Noted as "Final Bill" but still not an actual bill. No way for me to "pay" it. Unless I go online, set up auto-pay, or mail them @ but not give me an envelope. Because my credit card that I told them was no longer valid would be charge on 3/9.

Gonna wait for an actual bill until I pay them.

#cancersucks

Just started planning my trip to Miami, through Kerrville, TX in April.

Gonna stop over to see, or not see the sun in on the 8th. Then go on to New Orleans and Miami.

Taking my Mom to the Keys. She always wanted to go.

Gonna be a LONG ASS drive to TX from SO CAL with three dogs and a husband.

#fuckcancer

The tide is turning.

https://news.yahoo.com/illinois-judge-reversed-rape-conviction-183126464.html?

I have never been more touched by a verdict than I am by this one.

#Justice

Asking for a friend.
At&T gets an F in customer death rating.

Their name was Nex.

(Might be behind a paywall)

https://open.substack.com/pub/popularinformation/p/nex-benedicts-mom-raises-doubts-about

Not sure what is going on here. Not normal behavior.
Earthquake?
#dogsofcoso

Synchrony Bank (Amazon Store Card) Cancellation Process Rating: B

I did have to go to their website incognito so my Amazon wouldn't "Sign Up Now" everywhere. Which is why it only got a B. Otherwise, there is a tab under their contact us for death notification.

You do need the last 4 of the account and the last 4 of the SSN, so have those handy. Also, a copy of the Death Cert. either PDF or JPEG.

Still waiting for the cable co. to call me back. 😂 😂 😂

Spectrum Cancellation Rating: D

First- getting through the automated BS.

Second-Verifying the account. Oh, you don’t have the passcode? Well can we talk to the account holder for verification?
Nope, she’s dead.

Third- Is there someone that can return the equipment?

Fourth- Here is this number and someone will call you within 24 hours.

So it isn’t even cancelled yet.

Oh and the robot
Told me there was an outstanding balance, “Do you want to pay that now?” NO.

One stoned puppy.

#dogsofcoso
#gsd

Mom’s memorial was last weekend.

We are going to our annual President’s Day weekend camping trip this weekend for another smaller family only memorial.

We all have our year of firsts, but damn, do they have to come back to back?

My birthday is the end of the month, we always went as a group (mom, husband, and I) for a REALLY GOOD steak dinner. We didn’t do that this year.

#cancersucks
#yearoffirsts

X is faster than calling.

Please tell us in 3 sentences why........?

I sent you my mother's death certificate. You send her a survey to find out why she canceled? Your departments need to talk to one another. Some people might not be as nice as I am. DO BETTER.

(I had to edit out the f💣 's)