Greetings from the middle of nowhere California.

They changed my banana pills.

They are oranges now.

I call them banana pills because they are potassium and smell like bananas. 🤷‍♀️

In close up.

My new shirt came.

#TheOutrage

WTF is a twizzle?

#icedancing

Makes no sense to me.

So...... I need ideas as to what to do with a vinyl tire cover my sister made for my mom's trailer (that we just sold).

I'm thinking floor floof.

Ideas welcome. Nothing is too far out for me. It's better than a chair cover, which is what it is now. 😜

Does someone want to come over and put my laundry away?

I will wash, dry, and fold. I just hate to put it away, you know the easy part.

Interview set for Wednesday 9am via Teams. We shall see.

HUH?

A couple of years ago, I had a coworker say they thought I was gay after mentioning my husband.

Tonight, I had a different coworker say they thought I was the "crazy cat lady."

I didn't think I threw those vibes, but apparently, I do.

#cosomemes

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I also applied for a position in accounts receivable at corporate. I’m tired of people and them not wanting to wear masks because their heart surgeon told them they shouldn’t.

So. I went and did a thing.

I went a bought a new sewing machine. It’s only a singer. But it’s my first and it had embroidery capability. So I’m happy.

I should have it by Saturday when I’m dog sitting, so I won’t be able to play with it. 😟

Duke really needs to learn to relax.

#dogsofcoso

Life of an admin during tax time.

Why didn’t any taxes get taken out of my check?
That’s a payroll question.

How come fed is only taking $5 a week from my check?
That’s a payroll question.

Why didn’t I get paid for X day?
Did you write it in? No, then how am I supposed to know you worked.

People, your paycheck is your responsibility, not mine. Your tax forms are your responsibility, not mine. I cannot, by law, tell you how to fill them out. I can advise you as to what they are. Period.

Everything is fine, a normal colon. Dr says 10 years, but I will go in 5 with my family history of polyps.

Got a call on Wednesday morning for a “Surprise Colonoscopy” on Thursday. I have been on the wait list for 2 years, thanks Covid.

Just told my husband I missed a golden opportunity as I held up these socks.

I’m sorry I broke Duke’s dooclaw. I’m mostly sorry he gets more attention now.

Poor baby. I won’t let him lick his paw yet.

Huh?