The players are slipping around on this turf as much as my nutty kids running around my vinyl floors

TurboTax influences legislators to keep the tax code super confusing… and thats the best commercial you can afford?

Is Diddy still relevant

Will Ferrell comes to save the Super Bowl commercials

Steve Martin is a vampire. He has been the same age for 40 years

@cmajuscula why be creative when the game is already rigged in their favor?

I’m not an Eagles fan, but go ahead and stomp them Chiefs

@cmajuscula he should have just had a QR code to scan to get a crucifix NFT

I can’t believe Jesus spent all that money on a Super Bowl ad

Frank Clark learned that offsides move in Seattle

Paramount Plus commercial… dumb

Thud

I could have used a liiiittle more Zoolander in that Pepsi ad

Thank goodness, talking babies have returns to commercials

I hate these superimposed 3D floaty things

Nothing is certain but death, taxes, and more Fast and Furious movies

*kickoff occurs *

Narration by Morgan Freeman begins

“Kickers have gone through trials and tribulations to get to this moment…”

Maybe we can have a video after every commercial break

Kevin Costner sounds 1000 years old

This DJ Khalid intro thing is dumb