MrGoat🐐🇮🇱🇺🇦
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"Why aren't there any toxic accounts here?"
Because unlike every other social on the internet, CounterSocial actively enforces its Terms of Service, which includes a very specific clause that allows us evict malevolent users. #CoSoTips
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Hi everyone, leaving twitter and I’m trying out different sites to replace it. If I like this site I’ll stay here
Now some they do and some they don't
And some you just can't tell
And some they will and some they won't
With some it's just as well
I will go on shining, shining like brand new
So you think your schooling's phony
I guess it's hard not to agree
You say it all depends on money
And who is in your family tree
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You can call me Supertramp
Right (right), you're bloody well right
You got a bloody right to say
Wanna go on a Spicy Cruise?
Well drive on over to Taco Bell!
I've been asked what is wrong with me my whole life and that's how I know I'm on the right path.
You should see the look on the waitress' face when she asks me 'What would you like?' and I say 'I wish to devour the unborn.' and my girlfriend has to help her and say 'Eggs, he wants eggs.'
Tax me once
Tax me twice
Come on pretty baby tax me deadly
Tax my paycheck then tax me again when I buy shit at the store. Tax me when I send my friends money.
Tax me motherfucker.
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Winner(s) pick a #MovieNight and showtime
Reply to this post with your bid and movie title
Fine print
-Bids can be group efforts
-Winner(s) pick any showtime (date and time) but must be before the end of November (pick this at the end of the auction)
-No porn, abuse, or overly graphic violence
-We reserve the right to refuse a film and move to the next winning bid (I don't want to get fired by J)
Auction ends Thursday Nov 21 at 9pm ET
@Alfred If an equal amount of folks are walking on a spiral stair case in opposite directions and you are viewing the staircase from afar would it appear to stand still or movie?
Dr. Cheeks is doing his rounds today but he's a little behind.
Do we have a lawsuit for letting them get us Hooked on Phonics as children?
MrGoat🐐🇮🇱🇺🇦
Orbital Beam Control Tower
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Joined Nov 2020