BTW!

Trump cutting overtime pay taxes because you're not gonna get overtime just means folks aren't going to work overtime and if you fire them you're going to go out of business.

Remove the packages from items sold by weight to save money at the grocery store.

Bananas? Just peel them before weighing.

I'm a menace to society.

Have your daughter's boyfriends stand at the end of pictures so you can crop him out when she dumps him later.

#ProTip

@Alfred In life forms of all types on Earth what percent of DNA is shared?

I mean.... they could do it.

Don't forget your snaks!

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these are more reasonable but don't have the same ring as goat.tv

I will use it to stream exclusive sport events with capacity for said events.

lordy jesus I'm expensive.

HELP!

A coffee bar but you gotta bring your own cup!!

BYOCC

Raise your hand if you watched Dancing With The Stars last night at the AT&T Arena

Coso and I have a birthday tomorrow! 🎂 🥳

BTW

The REAL match was between NETFLIX & it's Servers

In honor of tonight's fight have a topless picture of the new first lady courtesy of Russian News Media.

Alright it ended well they might as well done a charity fight 👏