Remove the packages from items sold by weight to save money at the grocery store.

Bananas? Just peel them before weighing.

I'm a menace to society.

Have your daughter's boyfriends stand at the end of pictures so you can crop him out when she dumps him later.

#ProTip

@Alfred In life forms of all types on Earth what percent of DNA is shared?

I mean.... they could do it.

Don't forget your snaks!

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these are more reasonable but don't have the same ring as goat.tv

I will use it to stream exclusive sport events with capacity for said events.

lordy jesus I'm expensive.

HELP!

A coffee bar but you gotta bring your own cup!!

BYOCC

Raise your hand if you watched Dancing With The Stars last night at the AT&T Arena

Coso and I have a birthday tomorrow! 🎂 🥳

BTW

The REAL match was between NETFLIX & it's Servers

In honor of tonight's fight have a topless picture of the new first lady courtesy of Russian News Media.

Alright it ended well they might as well done a charity fight 👏

#tysonpaul

Get ready!!!!!!!! Mike classic entrance 👌

big douche entrance btw