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Sorry for following too closely in front of you.

I don't think you're ready for this Gelly

I have a concept that you're gonna love.

Say goodbye to your X-Mas Bonus because Tariff's coming

It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.

- Goatspeare

I’ll take my drink shaken, not stirred—like my hay!

You can call me L. A. Goat, Licensed to Chew.

Goat, James Goat.

When I win I accept the results, when they win I contest it until my ear falls off.

Hey Canada you need any goats?

Its Midweek Friday!!!!!

half this country is aids 😒

Pro Democracy
Not
Pro Dumbass You See

Whatchu call a fat cajun who lie all the time?

A Jumbo Liya!

Counter.Social the breakfast cereal.

Counter.social the t-shirt!

Counter.social the eazy-bake oven!

Counter.social for you by him

the schwartz

feel free to join me. Land of the free.

In light of recent events in the USA I will be browsing the weed menu.

Sonic has buy one get one free footlong corndogs. One for you and the other to shove in you know who's mouth!