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It's windier than a bingo hall outside today.

Open Mic Night!

WAM

Wet Ass Mic

Get Some ^^^^^^^^^^^

https://youtu.be/U5TqIdff_DQ

Don't mind me, Just taking my mic out to dinner before a little R&R later.

🎤 *garbled noises* 👄

I swear I wasn't cornholing that mic! I was just checking the floor for cracks!

I'm not a fucking lawyer btw!!!!!!

Can't spell eLon without a big fat L!

@Alfred Does randomly mean by chance?

Them walmarts with the goofy ass check out systems now instead of just using cashiers like normal is beyond fukt

#GATM

Goats Against Trump Miking

Feeling cute might pretend to fellatio my mic later.

not to mention afford a babysitter/boarding for our animals if we wanted to a do a little trip somewhere.

I'll keep sending out my resume but all in all I find it much better to speak with folks in the field and get interviewed. What you see on paper (resume) isn't a very good idea of who a person is or their capabilities =)

6k a month after taxes isn't too much imo? no? like I could pay a mortgage - have a nice car for the mrs. and take the kids to do more activities.

Work a 9-5 job and make 136 a day minus taxes or work a few hours a day and make 150+ and even out on taxes because mileage deduction? 0.0

I'll work at a job for $1500/40hours after taxes. Ya'll got any of them jobs out there?

I may not be able to pull a rabbit out of a hat but I can damn sure put a cap on it.

If his beautiful white skin is so beautiful why the fuck is he using orange make up?