MrGoat🐐🇮🇱🇺🇦
Orbital Beam Control Tower
🐐✔
Joined Nov 2020
I asked one of Trump's former staffers what his favorite exercise was?
He replied: 'Running his mouth!'
'Watching Trump speak is like watching someone try to assemble IKEA furniture without the instructions – lots of confusion and a few pieces left over.'
Throughout WWII the Nazis lived in terror of the Night Witches, an all-female flying squad that dropped a whopping 23 tons of bombs on the German forces invading their homeland. Consisting of young women aged just 17 to 26, they overcame extraordinary misogyny to fly some 30,000 deadly missions.
MrGoat🐐🇮🇱🇺🇦
boosted
it’s stupid to run with them.
What’s the one thing Trump and a pair of scissors have in common?
They both seem to cause a lot of cuts, but someone’s always trying to make a clean break!
How does a guy with a comb-over for years still not manage to keep his secrets hidden?
Oops! Trumpting went wrong. Please try again later.
MrGoat🐐🇮🇱🇺🇦
boosted
@MrGoat I'm so mad about what they did to that family and their squirrel and raccoon! Just makes my blood boil! 🤬😤😡
That Karen who complained needs to be permanently cancelled! Internet, do your thing!
I've seen hairy assholes that look better than this.
MrGoat🐐🇮🇱🇺🇦
boosted
Cruelty to squirrel Show more
5 hour raid and all that jazz ya'll fucking up big time - that's how you get your ass murked homie
NY Police who stole that man's squirrel ya'll should be euthanized.
Your job isn't to help folks based on their personal beliefs it is to help people period. Kindly fuck off.
MrGoat🐐🇮🇱🇺🇦
Orbital Beam Control Tower
🐐✔
Joined Nov 2020