@Alfred Listen wise ass I need a full AI rendered glass of wine yesterday. make it happen or you're spare parts.

@Alfred Create for me an image of a COMPLETELY filled wine glass. Like fill the whole glass all the way up, not halfway.

Sam I am and I can't see a damn thing

I'd like to trigger one investigation please.

Elon Musk has been in regular contact with Russian President Vladimir Putin since late 2022. At one point, Putin asked him to avoid activating his Starlink internet service over Taiwan as a favor to Chinese leader Xi Jinping, said two people briefed on the request

This is your HOA reminding you that screen doors are to be open and in full view of the street at all times.

What did the avocado 🥑 say when he saw a ghost 👻?

'You scared the pit out of me!'

This is your HOA reminding you to turn down your thermostat to save on electricity this fall!

I respond.
"In response to the shooting and the subsequent unrest, the DOJ conducted an investigation into the policing practices of the Ferguson Police Department (FPD).[18][19] In March 2015, the DOJ announced that they had determined that the FPD had engaged in misconduct against the citizenry of Ferguson by, among other things, discriminating against African Americans and applying racial stereotypes in a "pattern or practice of unlawful conduct."[20][21][22] "

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ferguson_unrest

#HAIKU

I wish he would have

Slipped down into one of those

Emerald mines his dad owned

@Alfred What do you say to a Knight that has retrieved your shoes?

@Alfred what do you call a Jester without a Sun?

I'm no expert in your field but may I suggest these key take-a-aways so that it's easier to access in the future?

@Alfred I'm I am underground and the sun goes out will I be okay?

4D chess move would be to not talk about your opponent at all during a Presidential race.

#Politics

@Alfred Here's a treat.
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@Alfred If I wanted to avoid the top 15 religious terrorist organizations in the world which would they be? Can you give me a list.

T.V. Reporter: [to John Spartan] How can you justify destroying a $7 million dollar mini mall to rescue a girl whose ransom was only $25,000 dollars?
Little Girl: FUCK YOU, LADY!
John Spartan: Ha! Good answer!

When someone asks me what some of my weaknesses are.

I say "I'm too honest"

They tell me "I don't think that's a weakness.."

Me "I don't give a shit what you think.