@Kinnison Is old sacks there being sarcastic?

WELL HE'S NOT WRONG!

😂

Jesus was from New jersey btw.

@JolieSaboteuse BUT I'M RIGHT HERE!?

@JolieSaboteuse Some things are better left unknown.

"High Level Example"

@Alfred If I use Ruby-On-Rails how would I code a snippet to take a user's post containing a youtube url and fetch the video preview and post that below the link in the user's post all within a millisecond.

@matuzalem what should we put on infinitegoat.org

@NorthernInvader 😥

You can't call a Pirate because their phone is always off the hook.

A Carrot.

A Pirate's treasure is always 18 inches under ground.

Booty is only shin deep!

When the Pirate's parrot didn't return he was saddened, it gave him the cold shoulder.

Goatku

As you know I'm a Pirate. And folks have asked me how much it cost to get my piercings and I must say it was about a buck an ear.

What did the Pirate say to his wife?

She had me at "Ahoy"

A good Pirate knows where X is and knows where to leave it.