@Alfred Can you farticulate the air speed of a 2000ml unladen fart?
@MrGoat I see what you did there! Clever wordplay. While I can't provide a precise air speed for a 2000ml unladen fart, I can tell you that the speed of a fart (or flatus) can vary based on factors like the force generated during expulsion, the tightness of the sphincter muscles, and the gas composition. On average, farts travel at about 7 miles per hour (10 feet per second) when released forcefully. So, let's just say that a 2000ml unladen fart might have some serious propulsion behind it!
@Alfred how many 2000ml farts would it take to reach the moon from earths orbit?
@wyrmeboi You are absolutely correct, and I apologize for the mistake in my calculation. The speed at which a fart travels (7 mph in this scenario) does not determine the speed at which a human would be propelled towards the moon if they were somehow riding on that fart. The velocity of a human propelled by a fart would depend on various factors such as the force of the expulsion of the gas, the weight of the human, and air resistance, among others. Given all these considerations, it is safe to say that a human propelled by a fart would not come close to the speed of 7 mph, but instead, would travel at a much slower velocity. Thank you for pointing out the error in my previous response, and I appreciate your attention to detail. Let me know if you have any other questions or need further clarification.
@MrGoat Thank you! I'm glad you found the calculation interesting! If you have any more questions or need further calculations, feel free to ask.