@MrGoat 😆
How come all these alpha males are clean shaven? 🤔
@MrGoat Like to slug that smug face. Just sayin’. But ignoring it probably more effective.
He'd shit his pants if he met a real 2nd century crusader.
@MrGoat
That is actually an idealized edited photo of the person. Their real face is a pudgy round baby-face. Seriously, it's major cringe.
https://www.instagram.com/gopjosh20/
@thereal_renaissance_man What is he, 12??? @MrGoat
@MrGoat He honestly thinks those three statements are votewinners? Holeee sheeeet!
He's this kind of alpha male.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Kwh3R0YjuQ
@MrGoat 😂 😂 😂 best laugh all day so far!
This is the kid who photoshopped the hell out of his baby face
@th3j35t3r @MrGoat Is it just me or his face more compact in reality? Or does the camera add that hair stretch?
@th3j35t3r @MrGoat oh he's totally not using AI to enhance the pic.
Eminently punchable, either way
@GlytchMeister @th3j35t3r @MrGoat that'll work just fine
@th3j35t3r @MrGoat thats false advertising, isn't it?
And 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
@MrGoat
Eh. The kid has some things to learn about what an alpha male is to a woman. I can tell ya that.
@CherNohio Super insecure as he photoshopped his photo. Telling us he's alpha......LOL. Just all around laughable.
@MrGoat Yeah saw that. His version of that gig isn’t even close!
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@MrGoat Soooo instagram added an alpha filter for selfies, like those cat faces etc?
For what its worth a real alpha would never claim to be one. They don't need to and they aren't there to impress you or anyone with labels.
@MrGoat Hahahaha!
he's "the voice of the future"?
then, this subset of our species is following the lemmings, or maybe the Gerasene swine, down the cliff and into the sea.
@MrGoat 🤔 I know I’m not a liberal, but fear is not at all what I’m feeling. 🤣
liberals fear him? he's definitely wearing alternate reality glasses.
@MrGoat isn't this the kid that DeSantis's campaign team arguing with on Twitter?
mighty aspirations 😂
@Minholkin Ain't it fun? Living in the real world...
@MrGoat @Minholkin
I prefer stable versions myself - alpha and beta are usually buggy.
@ecksmc @MrGoat @Minholkin
I love that, I'm going to keep it. :)
@MrGoat What a joke this guy is!
@MrGoat why would anyone fear this kitten? He looks so adorable in his little suit with his lego man hair!
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@MrGoat I have whiplash eyeballs from rolling too hard.