By the way she has a bad overbite (it’s called a shark bite when it’s this much) and while it drives my dog breeder mother insane I find it charming and adorable

She is also frequently tired of me and my shit. #dogsofcoso #dog #dogs #cosodogs #cosocorgis #corgi

Meet Delia. Delia is a 1 year old Pembroke welsh corgi who rules my life. She’s infinitely adorable (I call her my muppet), loved belly scratches and butter and chasing a ball. She is my heart dog. #dogsofcoso #dog #dogs #cosodogs #cosocorgis #corgi

Kellis really was amazing back in the day #music #cosomusic

https://youtu.be/N3JFwd1bk4Q

When you go to this crap? I know I have you. I know it. And I know all your weaknesses too because most of y’all are too damn oblivious and always go for the first thing that would bother you. We hit what hurts us most.

So you just handed me every single insecurity you had and if you annoy me too much? I’m gonna make a few more for you.

Y’all better come to this prepared. I am.

Same goes for age. Yeah I’m in my 40’s. Guess what when you get this old? Your fuckit kicks in. You think that I am ashamed for being more experienced and more educated? Stop worshiping youth. It’s fleeting.

And my money! Y’all I am so glad that you have a job and life is ok for you but I am also not ashamed or upset by the fact my body is trying to kill itself. I am not ashamed of any part of me or any scar. I earned those and they cost me everything.

This goes especially for looks. Y’all, I cannot tell you how bored and tired that crap is. No one here is trying to get laid stop pretending your attraction to me means anything because I promise you I would rather be tortured in pure Game of Thrones style than touch you. It comes off as a case of ‘the lad doth protest too much’.

Also, if you come for my looks? I will come for yours. And I was raised by WASPs I am mean af. It’s my goal to make you cry at that point.

I feel like I will be preaching to the choir here but I need to rant so I feel a pinned post coming on:

One of the things I do is troll bigots. I’m good at it, and have been doing it a while. I cannot be clearer on this. If I am already verbally slapping you around? I do not care about your opinion on anything. I’ve walked in with total disrespect for you and your life choices, I -promise- I barely give you the living human being status.

I srsly want to get up but frankly I would gnaw my own off than move her.

She tapped out somewhere in Jodeci and Usher, bless her

#dogsofcoso #dog #dogs #cosodogs #corgi #cosocorgis

Forced to listen to 90’s R&B and not get belly scritches #dogsofcoso #dog #dogs #cosodogs #corgi #cosocorgis

Good morning/whenever Coso. Anyone else up?

I’m up. I’m not happy about that

My fever spiked 101 again so I only have this pic but you’re gonna have to take my word. I browned down and cooked all the veg, added in tomato paste, whole peeled tomatoes, white northern beans, the meat again, more garlic than is good for anyone and the juice of 6 lemons with parsley and seasonings. And now I let it cook down before adding in the ditalini! #cooking #foodie #food #foodpron #cosocooking #cosofoodie

Sausage is browned and veg is sautéing! #foodpron #foodie #food #cosofoodie #cosocooking #cooking

Mmmm sausage #foodpron #foodie #food #cosocooking #cosofoodie #cooking

Gave in to the pasta e fagioli for a week!

At least I can knit again! #knittersofcoso #knitting #knitter #cosoknitter #cosoknitting

Every other morning or so I pick a few new people to follow. So if you see me hi!! You looked nice!

And finally the tarot and witchcraft