@Lizifer I saw on a show in England this couple broke up because they moved an hour away and I was like ‘damn that’s like breaking up with a girl I’d you live in Irving and they live in Denton’

@hollyjahangiri the endless ENDLESS plains

I’m watching a special on Maura Murray and they keep commenting on how far she drove and she crossed three states in like a couple of hundred miles and my Texas ass is like ‘wait how many states?! Christ you wouldn’t have made it out of the METROPLEX in that distance’

I cannot describe how big Texas is y’all.

It is sincerely unfair how cute Delia is. If y’all want I will post her Chewbacca noises she makes when I stop scritching her belly #doggo #dog

@ShelleyA become?

@Snipticker I was watching a show on Maura Murphy! I am always looking for new podcasts though what do you listen to?

Up and at’em? Unfortunately today I have to take it easy because of medical issues so it’s true crime and knitting for me!

Hark! Behold the vicious squirrel killer, she who hunts mice and lizards…Friday! #cat

@jprestonian lol well, ok yes I might kill you with cholesterol you got me!

@kwarizmi my apologies! I only cook once or twice a week so I will be sure to submit in writing when I’m gonna do it again lol

Here it is in all its glory! I tossed everything together covered it in wads of cheese which I melted and then sprinkled the bacon cut up on top! #foodie #food

@devBear thank you so much!

Have added in some tomato paste, whole tomatoes, hamburger, garlic, and potatoes and crisped up some bacon! #foodie #food

@Ostacia_Vye we have tried everything we can to keep her indoors. She is relentless and fast and cunning it’s awful

So I’m sitting here creating some lovely food and all the sudden I look down and my oh so helpful black cat Friday has brought me a DEAD SQUIRREL. This is the cat we cannot keep inside at all, we’ve put MULTIPLE bells on and monitor her close as we can and it is the 3rd dead rodent she’s brought in this week. Ffs cat

@renegadescribe oh my gawd that’s hilarious

@renegadescribe oh no people were giving out potatoes?!

I have a bunch of potatoes and things sitting around so I’m gonna start making what I am calling ‘hash’ even if I’m not certain it’s anything like hash at all lol #food #foodie

@Ostacia_Vye lol there is a bit of math I fear but I loathe math and I manage! And your right they just seem to be better colors for certain things!

@Anouk so freaking unfair lol