She is also frequently tired of me and my shit. #dogsofcoso #dog #dogs #cosodogs #cosocorgis #corgi

Meet Delia. Delia is a 1 year old Pembroke welsh corgi who rules my life. She’s infinitely adorable (I call her my muppet), loved belly scratches and butter and chasing a ball. She is my heart dog. #dogsofcoso #dog #dogs #cosodogs #cosocorgis #corgi

@MilaPhoenix lmao gosh do I know that feeling too. Like waiting for the shoe to drop

@MilaPhoenix next week, I need to have my doc up the frequency because damn these last few weeks are roooough.

What’s your body doing now?

Kellis really was amazing back in the day #music #cosomusic

https://youtu.be/N3JFwd1bk4Q

@Dogofalltrees Absolutely. I have lived my whole life with animals and I know they are aware

@MichaelTalon I’m always willing to make new friends!

@MilaPhoenix I feel this so much I need my remicade so badly right now

When you go to this crap? I know I have you. I know it. And I know all your weaknesses too because most of y’all are too damn oblivious and always go for the first thing that would bother you. We hit what hurts us most.

So you just handed me every single insecurity you had and if you annoy me too much? I’m gonna make a few more for you.

Y’all better come to this prepared. I am.

Same goes for age. Yeah I’m in my 40’s. Guess what when you get this old? Your fuckit kicks in. You think that I am ashamed for being more experienced and more educated? Stop worshiping youth. It’s fleeting.

And my money! Y’all I am so glad that you have a job and life is ok for you but I am also not ashamed or upset by the fact my body is trying to kill itself. I am not ashamed of any part of me or any scar. I earned those and they cost me everything.

This goes especially for looks. Y’all, I cannot tell you how bored and tired that crap is. No one here is trying to get laid stop pretending your attraction to me means anything because I promise you I would rather be tortured in pure Game of Thrones style than touch you. It comes off as a case of ‘the lad doth protest too much’.

Also, if you come for my looks? I will come for yours. And I was raised by WASPs I am mean af. It’s my goal to make you cry at that point.

I feel like I will be preaching to the choir here but I need to rant so I feel a pinned post coming on:

One of the things I do is troll bigots. I’m good at it, and have been doing it a while. I cannot be clearer on this. If I am already verbally slapping you around? I do not care about your opinion on anything. I’ve walked in with total disrespect for you and your life choices, I -promise- I barely give you the living human being status.

@MichaelTalon oh! Yes! Thank you! Nice to pin you down so to speak!

I srsly want to get up but frankly I would gnaw my own off than move her.

@MichaelTalon k you’re gonna have to remind me where I know you! Sorry all the new platforms I’m so lost

@etakeh @Dbot it’s the gift that keeps giving

@MichaelTalon hi! Well met!

@MilaPhoenix man I feel this how are you love? Hanging in there?

She tapped out somewhere in Jodeci and Usher, bless her

#dogsofcoso #dog #dogs #cosodogs #corgi #cosocorgis

@etakeh @Dbot this isn’t the full video but you can see the punch and if you look closely you can see the tooth flying

https://twitter.com/advil/status/966686845357711362