#SomeSay he can immediately summon an Ice Cream Truck (and only the good ones- you know- with the legit Bomb Pops, not those toothpicky bullshit imposters) in any weather, and that his fireworks shows don’t frighten dogs, but we simply refer to him as @th3j35t3r

Also: he made Chuck Norris cry “Uncle!” at summer camp.

[unrelated amusement- my phone corrected “Chuck Norris” to “Fuck Norris”. Never have I felt more connected to my phone]