RUSSIA REVEALED AS A PAPER BEAR WITH A HOLLOW ARMY BY ZELENSKY-SYRSKYI KURSK OFFENSIVE: AFTER ALMOST TWO WEEKS, FOREIGN SOLDIERS ARE STILL EXPANDING THEIR HOLDINGS ON THE SOIL OF HOLY MOTHER RUSSIA WHILE RUSSIANS STRUGGLE TO BUILD DEFENSIVE TRENCHES; BAD NEWS FOR THEORY OF MOSCOW THE THIRD ROME; UKRAINIAN THRUST IS CLASSIC RELIEF ATTACK
Suddenly, the TV in the background turns on, interrupting their conversation. A news report flashes on the screen, showing footage of a massive house fire that nearly gutted half of an exclusive gated community. The reporter mentions that the house belonged to Laura Lizzie and her family.
Chris: Eyes widening as he watches the report. “Laura Lizzie…?”
Nancy: Her smile fades slightly, replaced by a look of feigned innocence. “Oh, that’s unfortunate. I wonder what happened.”
Here's a little something for The Craft fans out there: Nancy: “Oh, relax, I just wanted to say hi. It’s been a while. About 25 years, I think.” She says with her classic malicious smile.
Chris: Trying to keep his composure. “Nancy, what do you want?”
Nancy: “Oh, in the meantime, how do you work this thing?” She tosses her cell phone to him.
Chris: Catching the phone, he starts to explain. “Alright, let’s see what you’ve got here.”
I am devoid of shame and guilty by design.