McCarthy finally got the votes. Now the real shitshow starts…

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I’m not even waiting for the 9th vote

When will they pick a speaker?

How many more votes do you think this will take before someone becomes speaker? I’m old. I’d like to find out before I die. 😏

I think what cracks me up most is McCarthy moving into the speaker’s office and having to move out again omfg hahahahhahhaha

@CaliZaybak McCarthy

@singlemaltgirl hahahahh

Me at 10pm tonight

When was the last time you actually made New Year’s resolutions? I might’ve been in my 20s, so about 45 years ago 🤣

Considering what a shit year it’s been, it hasn’t all sucked. My son and I moved into a new place last December. And tho my car was totaled a month ago, I got more back than I paid for it, so I now have a new hybrid 😀

I wish you all a joyful and peaceful new year 😊

Especially during the holidays

My friends — I wish you peace, love, happiness and health… you know what? Fuck that shit!

I wish you lots of good sex, alcohol/drug of choice, orgasms, and hope you win the fucking lottery.

Merry whatever you celebrate. 🎄🕎

@6sidedgames I guess it’s just the New Yorker in me that finds it funny

Just started watching Tulsa King with Stallone on Paramount+. Very funny show.

Zelenskyy… I’m not crying, you’re crying 🥲

Rumblings about Texas seceding from the US.

In my best Rocky Balboa voice, “Go for it”

Well well well

Show me the tax returns!!!

Always Brooklyn 💙