This image from the Webb First Deep Field is simply amazing

Shinzo Abe rolling his eyes about trump was all of us. He will be missed.

@jag5081 Probably taken to Burger King too

@th3j35t3r woohoo!! Happy birthday!!!

"Kathy, I'm lost", I said, though I knew she was sleeping
I'm empty and aching and I don't know why
Counting the cars on the New Jersey Turnpike
They've all come to look for America

@InvaderGzim because it’s so good. Enjoy it

One of my fave reasons I’m deaf is fireworks all night on July 4th

Haha! I can’t hear you 👇🏼

I just found out HBO cancelled The Time Traveler's Wife. Shit. I loved that show.

New book out today:

Constitutional Rights and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Supreme Court

Fuck this day. Between my migraine and the supreme ct fucking everyone, I'm taking a Xanax and going to bed

@Maude so much!

I paid off my car yesterday. You know someone’s gonna run a red light and total it now, right? Murphy’s law!

@parallax_rebel I always send in for refills 3 days before… just in case they have to order it

tfg only wanted the metal detectors removed bc the crowd wasn’t big enough for tv. He didn’t care that they had guns/weapons as long as the crowd was bigger.

Sound familiar?

@anatman you and me both, dude. Fuck that

@spcmky Everything

Meadows is so fucked hahahahah

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For those who watch, new season of Westworld tonight on HBO