Hands, touching paws
Reaching out, touching me, touching you
Sweet cats of mine…
Good times never seemed so good 💙

The holiday season is upon us, so for those of you wondering what gifts you could possibly get me, I want everything this man is wearing, especially the pants… and the sweater… and the necklace… and the tshirt. If I could see the shoes I’d probably want them too. So yeah, everything. Thanks in advance

Stay away from the brown acid! Or the brown gravy! Shit. Now I can't remember which one I should stay away from!

Me at thanksgiving Thursday:

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Betcha can’t wait, family!

Narrator: …and she never got asked to bring dessert again. 😆

Bwahahahhahaha. Suck it, MAGA

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This is the extent of my holiday spirit

Too soon? Too true?

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My plant is dying! I don’t even remember what kind of plant it is. Help!

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Sure enough, all THREE cats woke me at 4:30

Tick tock, bitch. Feed us!

#catsofCoSo

You know I’m gonna wake you an hour earlier tomorrow. Tick tock, bitch

#catsofCoSo

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I’ve got a migraine and this lil fucker is just mocking me at this point

It’s #Caturday and she’s asleep on my hand! #catsofCoSo

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