McMarkerson
Proud netizen of the Coffeedian Republic of CoSo
Joined Nov 2022
I really need a news channel that agrees with me that opinion and human interest stories aren't news. Facts are news. SMH. Yes, I expect to continue to be disappointed.
Really sick of the "why are you so great?" celebrity interview questions. Instant channel change.
Thank you. Thank you. And welcome to A Donner Family Christmas.
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There are two kinds of people: those who can extrapolate from an incomplete data set
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Stuck zipper yiffing
Furry walking home thru woods
Chance Sasquatch sighting
I sometimes wonder what happened with my fellow Packer fans who vilified me when I dared suggest that we should've taken the trainload of picks that were offered for Aaron and kickstarted the rebuild. Sometimes. #ItsHardNot2TrollFools
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The Don’t Tread on Me crowd have no problem treading on those who are not like them. As Alanis Morrisette would say, isn't it ironic?
Don't you think? #cosopolitics #observation
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Another eventful day on musky Twitter and I gotta say, 44 billion is a lot to pay to air out your midlife crisis.
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Good morning CoSo,
My 1 wish is to get a new hashtag started for the holidays & using #CoSoGives unless someone has a better idea.
Fuck “Black Friday” & “Cyber Monday”
Want to make the world better?
Last year Reddit crashed the One Simple Wish website with donations & fulfilled thousands of wishes for foster children.
The goal isn’t to crash any websites, the goal is to keep breaking your own heart until it opens.
Sell your cleverness & buy a 10 year old a bike at http://onesimplewish.org
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Why won't Joe Biden condemn [a thing I saw on Fox News that never happened]?!?
Put Hive Social on my phone. Locked up, wouldn't load, sat and spun, tried again, got it loaded, went through the interests, sat and spun...spun some more...spun some more...and some more...deleted off my phone.
The Texas Gilead Wives Club...wow...accurate...but wow.
https://livingbluetx.com/2022/11/gilead-wives-club-88th-legislature/
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Twitter: "Would you like to be endlessly bombarded by the self-serving shitposts of unrepentant bigots and the grift-influencers who radicalize them?"
Me, logging off: "No. No, I would not."
That moment when Grammarly starts using different colors to tell you that you aren't using good punctuation or making sense. I'm looking at a section of text with five different colors. I didn't know that Grammarly did that many different colors.
McMarkerson
Proud netizen of the Coffeedian Republic of CoSo
Joined Nov 2022