If anyone notices a June lying around, could you please let me know?

Mine seems to have slipped away from me.

After eating a dinner of French toast with sugar, cinnamon, and maple syrup on top, my brain still expects dessert.

#MrSnugTrousers

Amazon just declined a review I submitted in 2016

**Five Stars**
I love the way it's packaged!

"We couldn't post your review because it doesn't meet our community guidelines."

**Egbert Sousé:**
My uncle, a balloon ascensionist Effingham Hoofnagle, took a chance. He was three miles and a half up in the air.
He jumped out of the balloon basket and took a chance of landing on a load of hay.

**Og Oggilby:**
Golly! Did he make it?

**Egbert Sousé:**
Uh... no. He didn't. Had he been a younger man, he probably would have made it. That's the point. Don't wait too long in life.

A jumbo cottonwood and a slight breeze create the best music for my ears.

Look at that belly
Sadly, the two outer frames are gone
Purchased from a Goodwill thrift store
(c. 1910-15 ?)

Another child purchased at a Flea Market this morning to add to the collection.
I successfully talked them down on the price one whole dollar. Woo Hoo.

Varnished Crayon Portrait (c. 1900 ish)

I like the news coming out of Russia.

Let them fight.

Freezers were designed to give you the joy of discovering something yummy you forgot you put in there.

#OldAndForgetful #MuffinTime

Boney people would sleep much better if they made pajamas with padding built into the knees and elbows.

Why do news outlets think we need to see a picture of Stonehenge taken today?

The rocks haven't moved since last year's picture.

Have you ever suddenly noticed that a place you eat at often is actually pretty filthy?

To never return again.

Don't be like a Republican Whatabout.

When someone mentions Hunter, it's wrong to respond with What about Jared & Ivanka.

If Hunter broke the law, like everyone, he should be charged.

Fewer people would probably enjoy the smell if they labeled mulch as rotting wood.

There must be a long German word that describes the weight you gain in the weeks after a new video game is released.

I'm looking at you, Zelda.
#TearsOfTheKingdom #totk #Zelda

Does the number of sighs daily automatically increase each year you age?

*Asking for an elderly friend

If I had a resume, I think I have put in enough time to add "Dragon Farmer" as one of my past experiences
#TearsOfTheKingdom #ToTK #Zelda

What are the odds that TFG will start to trash-talk the Judge he appointed if she does not rule in his favor today?

One of the more significant drawbacks of being single is not having someone nearby who encourages you to get out and do things.

"I will now release you from the encumbrance of my presence."

— Charles Dickens

I am never saying simply "goodbye" ever again.