If soap really works, why isn't my soap dish always the cleanest thing in the house?

1978 Pig History Calendar kept in a file box that I will probably never throw away
Something important happened each day

@impermanence42 stop stealing my totally original money making schemes!

My Next Kickstarter - Soap Jumble Subscription

Each month you get a random bar of soap made from two different name-brand chopped-up and re-squished bars to make a new scent

Just like my home soap dish

A housekeeping mouse
That's pretty amazing!
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-wales-67902966

I don't mind cold
I don't mind grey
But when they hang out together
It bugs the doo doo out of me

Sometimes I think, "I should get out of the house"

And then open Google Maps and find nothing enticing enough
Sigh

When the person is unknown, I give my frames a title
Perhaps for this one from 1890 ish:
a. Oompa Loompa Boy
b. Hair Gel Tester
c. Cornelius Pompadour
d. ?????

Acquired yesterday from an antique mall in Peoria, IL
This one should perhaps hang in a barber shop
Starting a new hairstyle trend

If you want something to get you up out of your chair
https://soundcloud.com/milk_and_sugar/milk-sugar-feat-miriam

@KazzyH Add on a porch. The $50 fee is cheap.

The number of signs that say "Antiques" that people have for sale in antique stores/malls is quite high.

Somewhere, there is a very rich person who is painting all these and selling them to gullible people interested in antiques.

@Animeraider Some other good ones here
https://dangerousminds.net/comments/bust-a-gut-funny_albums_that_never_were_but_should_have_been

Reminder:
The holidays are not over until I finish the last carton of eggnog being used as creamer for my morning coffee

@GreenLady08 Sadly, many MAGA saps will probably chip in to cover that.

@KazzyH If I had school-age children, they would definitely attend the local Flying Spaghetti Monster school.

Barton Samuel Sutton 12/17/1903 - 5/6/1911
Bubble glass crayon portrait purchased from a thrift store in Wooster, Ohio
Cleaned up and resealed today with a new backboard

Occasionally, these old pictures remind me of someone I know
But it always seems too creepy to show them to that person
#Antiques
#CrayonPortrait

I'm old enough to remember when people used writing utensils and messed up the date for at least the first week of the year.

And when a new wall calendar from the local grocery replaced the old one.

Most people abandon their resolutions by the end of January.

So I am waiting to make mine until 2/1 so that does not happen to me.

#EyeAintNoDummy

Unknown Mother & Child
My final cleanup and reseal for 2023
Purchased from a thrift store in South Bend, IN

Why isn't there a law that says you can only use the Supreme Court X times in your lifetime?

Let others have their turn.