@Susandoyle I'm tubby enough already. Eating an entire package at once is not wise.

Once you open a package of pre-cooked bacon it learns your name and quietly calls you from the fridge until you put it out of its misery.

@JLong Don't see much of that at Spoutible or BlueSky (yet)

I'll never make any money with this odd hobby.
But I do love playing with the tools.

"Somebody help!"

The voice of a 4-year-old (not mine) outside my open window @ 3:20 this morning.
She went outside to look for her mom.
The police found her mom sleeping in bed which the child did not check before going out.
Case solved.

People who only put one Pringle in their mouth at a time are not human.

IMHO

Grapes should be sold in a single-serving size.

I too often do not finish the larger bag in the fridge before they go mushy.

Good Samuel L. Jackson bread commercial

https://youtu.be/RwBUnabkHxA

I wasn't really looking for a rabbit care book
#1 New Release

It's a name you never forget

Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F'tang-F'tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel

I have reached the point of muting & blocking most people who include pictures or cartoons of TFG in their posts.

I have seen enough of that face.
The cartoons are not funny anymore.

A little duct tape removal, a scrub here and there, and a new backboard to make this pretty for a few more years.

From Goodwill in South Bend, IN
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Is anyone, by chance, baking a peach cobbler that needs someone to come over and do a taste test after it comes out of the oven?
#IHaveAHankering

Who pays for MTG's travel expenses to all of the former president's flag-waving worship-me-now events?

I'm pretty sure he is not swinging by with his jet to pick her up.

Stinkbugs will swarm en mass only when you are not watching any windows that have the slightest cracks for them to squeeze through.

Lesson learned: Never use the vacuum to clean them up.

@Kittiekatt53 I have been very blessed with no big claims for years, so the least they could do is a little poke now and then.

@Tarnagh Looks like they are, thanks!

Got my booster shot on Sunday and Walgreens gave me a receipt with $0 due
5 days later, BlueCross says I should have paid for it.

I may tell them they can have the booster back.
I'll spit it out in a jar.

Going to the iMax

A t-shirt's second life, as something you wear when nobody sees you, is at least 4x longer than its first wear in public life.