A psychic is buying
clothes:

Employee: How about this
one?

Psychic: That shirt is too
small.

Employee: You didn't even
try it on.

Psychic: I'm a medium.

#analbumcover

If you read this the same way I did,

then the internet has ruined you too.

People are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow.

Morning Peeps,

Aww, memories of what we've done and who we've been...Sweet

At times, I DO look through my old photos...

I found a photo of myself from when I used to be a boxer.

If you turn it sideways it looks like I'm standing up.

Headed to my Gym Peeps, bike ride later and then we're getting some granite tops delivered for our outside area.

And I'm sure the Mikster will have thunk up some more projects by then also.

Agnolotti is a type of pasta.

Vincenzo Bellini was an Italian composer.

Alberto Franchetti was an Italian composer.

Pici is a type of pasta.

Stringozzi is a type of pasta.

Testaroli is a type of pasta.

Pasta or Italian composer?

In anticipation of National Pasta Day tomorrow, it’s time to play one of our favorite trivia games: type of pasta or Italian composer?

Agnolotti
Bellini
Franchetti
Pici
Stringozzi
Testaroli

@DevinY1

The GOP Sort & Kill Campaign for the Presidency, Day 185

Abu Dhabi’s plan to increase tourism is taking shape—specifically, a Sphere. Yesterday, Sphere Entertainment and the city’s Department of Culture and Tourism announced that the overgrown plasma orb in Las Vegas will get a sibling in the UAE capital, which wants more visitors.

S: Morning Brew

@LnzyHou @gemswinc

Big picture: Drugstores have pinned their struggles on the rise of online retailers like Amazon and population decline. But an FTC report also lays some blame on the three giant pharmacy benefits managers—companies that act as middlemen to negotiate drug prices—for “squeezing” pharmacies by lowering reimbursement rates.—MM

S: Morning Brew

COSOVERSE...Keep looking at the STARS

Historybook: Marie Antoinette executed (1793); Author Oscar Wilde born (1854); The Walt Disney Co. founded (1923); Actress Angela Lansbury born (1925); Tony-, Academy-, and Emmy-winning actress Shirley Booth dies (1992).

"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."

- From Oscar Wilde's "Lady Windermere's Fan"

Canada and India not getting along?

Well, I never...

What say you Canucks?

KARMA IS A GUY ON THE CHIEFS

Personal Issue for Me...

Please don't wish ill on others, even the Big O, it diminishes all of us.

@MidnightRider @LnzyHou @NiveusLepus

Put him on House Arrest at Mar-A-Lago and then have FBI chronicle who visits.

@MidnightRider

Clinking glasses or sharing joints

@gemswinc

And their corporate over-extension will be touted as economic woe.

Boeing's Financial Woes

Boeing plans to raise up to $25B through stock and debt offerings over the next three years while also entering into a $10B credit deal with lenders, according to regulatory filings yesterday. The jetmaker seeks to bolster its finances and increase its cash balance as it works to avoid a potential downgrade to junk status by credit rating agencies, which would trigger higher borrowing costs.

S: 1440 Digest

@catlynne333

So, will we have McLovin' McTrumpin' ads for the campaign?

ON this date in 1846 - After the impassioned cries from Bun Man and Mr Purple saying "Doc, you gotta give me somethin' for the pain", dentist William T. Morton invented Ether, the painkiller.

It was used for the first time and suddenly Dr Morton found many, many more patients lining up to get their teeth fixed.

ON this date in 1989 - U.S. President George H.W. Bush signed the Gramm-Rudman budget reduction law that ordered federal programs be cut by $16.1 billion.

Senators Bun Man and Mr. Purple supported the measure to ensure the federal deficit shrunk.

The Boyz always thought it was ironic that Bush's son would preside over one of the biggest increases of the deficit and totally wipe out a federal surplus.