TROUBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
Retired educator / military officer(Army Colonel) - Current Ops Div Chief (G333), HQDA / married / political progressive / ED.D. and Army War College Grad. 3277
Joined Nov 2017
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN WE BECOME ADULTS?
Ken-Dogger: Hey Chauncey, feelin' a little lucky this morning, eh?
Chauncey: What you talkin' 'bout Willis?
KD: Who's Willis? Dude, I'm talkin' 'bout you laying on the cat...
C: Oh...We're buds...we play all the time
KD: But Chauncey, you're normally enemies.
C: Dude, we're kids, we only become enemies as adults.
KD: Sad how that happens...
HEY GUYS, A LITTLE SECRET, IT'S OKAY TO BE SENSITIVE
Ken-Dogger: Morning Fido, what gives?
Fido: That wild lady down the street gives, oh…you meant the rose
KD: Yes, the rose…
F: Valentine’s Day is coming bro, gotta get ready…
KD: Fido, you’re breaking man code, you’re supposed to wait until panic mode sets in
F: Bro, I’m sensitive, I’m breakin’ code for my Lady…
KD: Most of us do Fido, most of us do…
FEMMES...They will wile and beguile
Morning Dutiful Friends,
Ken-Dogger: Morning Baby Girl, Mommy comes home tomorrow.
Dixiee: Good, some normalcy can return…
KD: What do you mean? What hasn’t been normal?
D: Your sweet tooth…
KD: This was a test wasn’t it?
D: Yep, care for a do-over?
KD: Naw, I’ll just do extra cleaning before she returns, wait a minute?
D: What?
KD: She leaves and I clean, how did that happen?
D: The Femmes, they’re wily creatures…
Morning Peeps,
Ken-Dogger: Hey Dolby, why the look?
Dolby: Dude, today’s the Big Game…
KD: Yep, Super Bowl, it should be awesome.
D: I’d agree about the game, it’s the other stuff…
KD: Other stuff?
D: The weaponization, the angst of all the stuff not in the actual playing.
KD: Would be cool if we could just enjoy the combatants on the field and just love the competition.
D: Can I get odds on that?
The fun side of Aging - these bruises appear and you have no idea.
ON A #caturday , the Boyz and I would just like to take our hats off to the Coolest Cats on the Planet...You Ladies
Complexity killed the cat...This is why you marry a smart woman, who else could navigate this maze?
GOING TECHNO - WHATEVER WORKS
Ken-Dogger: Hey Chopper, you tired buddy?
Chopper: Well, yeah...
KD: This playing in the backyard is good for you.
C: Dude, I get the benefit, could we work on the metering?
KD: Metering?
C: Dogger-Man, Rome wasn't built in a day, these legs aren't growing overnight...Muscles grow during rest, not during stress.
KD: Okay, I'll back off, didn't have to go all techno on me...
C: I'm resting...whatever works dude, whatever works.
LAUGHING - THE BETTER PART OF VALOR
Ken-Dogger: Morning guys, hey Momma, you takin’ care of Dutch?
Momma: Yep, the lessons continue…
KD: Catching up on the news?
M: Nope, teaching him the nuance of comics…
Dutch: Yea, comics are weird…Why do peeps make fun of each other?
KD: It’s a way of dealing with some of the issues we have in the World.
D: By laughing?
KD: Sometimes, it’s the better part of valor…
Dixiee kept me out of trouble
Morning Rocking Friends,
Ken-Dogger: Dixiee, stop with the Bob Seger
Dixiee: What? You tired of ol’ time rock and roll?
KD: We’ve done the sliding cross the floor thing…
D: You didn’t call the hookers did you?
KD: NO…just cause the Mikster is away, it doesn’t mean all Hell breaks loose…
D: Where’s that song ‘Raise a little Hell, raise a little Hell…”
KD: Listen, I can do trouble on my own…
D: Just channeling the fun, bro, just channeling the fun…
NEEDING MORE HEADS IN THE GAME
Morning Citizen Leaders,
Ken-Dogger: What up Faust?
Faust: Where we headed today?
KD: Well, I’m working, not sure what’s on your agenda.
F: It’s not about my agenda, it seems to only be about the masses now.
KD: Masses?
F: Yes, those who keep wagging tails, like that is what we need to catch.
KD: You don’t want to catch some tail?
F: Nope, I’m looking to catch heads…We need more HEADS in the game, not wagging tails.
Morning Peeps,
Alright, alright, ALRIGHT...
Shucks y'all, I reckon it's #caturday
BUT...and this is a BIG BUTT
We can still throw some shade on baby Madken...
Who luvs ya?
GETTING MY WAGGISH ON
Morning Whimsical Ones,
Ken-Dogger: Hey Cleo, what up?
Cleo: Hey Dogger…Well, I’m going out on a whim.
KD: Don’t you mean going out on a limb?
C: What’s that?
KD: It’s when you take a risk or a daring step.
C: Nope, that’s NOT what I mean, way too much daring risk going on. I’m going for playfully quaint, waggish even.
KD: Well, aren’t you steppin’ out.
C: Today, I’m getting’ my play on.
KD: You go on with your whimsical self Cleo, whim on.
The US GOP, via their machinations, have clarified the Border Issue.
Morning Again Peeps, you too @Mandypar
Hope all is well...
We're dealing with a bit of a cold spell here in SW Utah, terribly bad form from the weather relative to GOLF.
And here's Mike Luckovich with a POSSIBLE PROJECTION OF THE FUTURE.
HOW DO YOU SPEND YOUR DAYS?
A Frenchman spent eight long years meticulously building a 23-foot-tall Eiffel Tower using 700,000 matchsticks, only to be outright rejected by the Guinness World Records due to an unconventional reason.
https://luxurylaunches.com/other_stuff/02-07-2024-man-builds-eiffel-tower-from-matchsticks.php
CREATING EMPHASIS
Ken-Dogger: Hey there Crusoe, what’s going on?
Crusoe: I heard complaints
KD: Complaints?
C: Yes, peeps fussing about how I act and do things, they can go pound…
KD: Whoa boy, so you’re gonna talk with them about it?
C: Yep, I’m gonna talk alright…see this here?
KD: Yep, why the gun?
C: Emphasis, bro, emphasis…
BE WARY
Ken-Dogger: Morning guys...oops, they're still sleeping
4 Pups: ZZZZ
KD: How cute, love watching them sleep, they look so peaceful...Hughie, Dewey, Louie, and Stewie
4 Pups: ZZZZ
KD: Wait a minute, I see Hughie, Dewey, and Louie, but hey, that don't look like Stewie...MIKKI, he's done it again
Mikki: What's that my fine stud honey?
KD: Stewie's made another jailbreak...Gotta put a bell on that boy
Mikki: Get 5
KD: But there's only 4 pups...oh, I get it
How to handle a woman, there's a way said the wise old man...
And he ain't sharing that knowledge even with the Google.
TROUBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE
Retired educator / military officer(Army Colonel) - Current Ops Div Chief (G333), HQDA / married / political progressive / ED.D. and Army War College Grad. 3277
Joined Nov 2017