Morning Peeps,
From 2021...Much better games yesterday
Ken-Dogger: Hey Lucky, you ready for more football?
Lucky: Yep, some awesome games yesterday.
KD: Yes they were, two teams got spanked.
L: You would think there wouldn’t be that much disparity at this level.
KD: Does seem odd, but…
L: But what? Reflective of the growing disparity in America?
KD: Yep, The Haves get more while the Nots get chores…
L: College Football meets Trickle Down…
KD: It ain’t working here either.
IN 2024, I RESOLVE TO...
Ken-Dogger: Hey guys, you working on your Resolutions?
Mike: Yea, look at Ike's list...
Ike: Yea, got some good ones but I'm not sharing...
KD: C'mon Ike, don't you want to share with us so you can guide us to success too?
I: Nope...Can't...BIG DATA, don't ya know.
KD: Big Data?
M: Yea, Ike's right, as soon as we tell ya where we're headed, we're tracked...
KD: Okay, just whisper...we'll keep them secret
CUTE DOESN'T GET YOU THROUGH EVERYTHING
Ken-Dogger: Hey Bucho, what up?
Bucho: Just about got this…
KD: Got what?
B: This rolling over thing…I can get my front rolling, but my back seems to lag behind.
KD: Keep working it, it will come.
B: It’s frustrating going through this development.
KD: Yep, can be…but it’s part of life.
B: So cute isn’t going to get me through, I’m going to have to do stuff on my own?
KD: Welcome to the Way of the World.
Ken-Dogger: Hey Cletus, what you watching?
Cletus: WW84 again…Read some reviews, trying to see what others see.
KD: COVID-19 kinda changed our movie viewing didn’t it?
C: For theaters for sure…I think the critics are behind it.
KD: Why so?
C: Peeps weren’t reading their reviews, peeps were forming their own opinions.
KD: Forming their own opinions, what lunacy!
C: IKR, pretty soon we’ll start seeing peeps develop independent thought.
KD: Maybe there’s hope, Cletus, maybe some hope…
Morn,
Ken-Dogger: Hey Bruno, something bothering you?
Bruno: You see that piece of expensive timber; I can’t get over it.
KD: Oh, you’re still small, I see the problem. Want me to move it?
B: Well…Yes, I need to keep moving.
KD: You know…When you’re stuck, I’m not always going to be around.
B: I was starting to wonder about that…You mean some obstacles I’ll tackle on my own.
KD: Yep…
B: I better learn some strategies then if I want to get through…
KD: We all do Bruno…
THE CHRISTMAS MIRACLE...
SIZING
Ken-Dogger: Hey Ralph, you look comfortable...
Ralph: I am, I can lay all over this, this...what exactly is this?
KD: Well, it's a bed, a little big for ya, but hey at least Aunt Clara remembered you...
R: Yep, guess I should accept those things I can and thank the good Lort that she didn't knit me a sweater...
KD: We might have lost you in a sweater...
R: Perish the thought, dude, perish the thought...
Many of you will entertain ideas of getting in shape in 2024, we all keep fantasies alive.
If you do, just remember, there are some age issues as you work that booty, oops, body!!
AIN'T GOT TIME FOR NOTHING ELSE
Ken-Dogger: Wow, just wow...
Dixiee: What's that Dude, what's a wow this AM?
KD: Well, look at our pups, all in a row in the snow...
D: Damn KD, better get out of bed and grab a sled...
KD: Dixiee, they watch 1 Snow Dogs movie and they think they're groovy...
D: Better get 'em tied up, you know they're pups...
KD: Heading out to snap 'em out of it, ain't got time for this shit!!
JUST BE NICE TO ME
Ken-Dogger: Hey Shakes, what’s going on?
Shakes: Feeling a little sad to tell you the truth…
KD: On Christmas weekend, you’re feeling sad?
S: Yep, I can feel it draining…
KD: What’s draining?
S: That Christmas spirit, it crested two days ago, and now it’s falling again.
KD: Wow, what must we do to keep it up?
S: You’re still talking Spirit right? OK, then…We just need to be nice.
KD: That’s right, just be nice to me…it’s a simple task.
Retired educator / military officer(Army Colonel) - Current Ops Div Chief (G333), HQDA / married / political progressive / ED.D. and Army War College Grad. 3277