Jeez, Politico, are you trying to ruin BOTH their chances? #iama12yearoldboytrappedina58yearoldbody

@MrGoat
Wow. I call those guys “Drone Fodder”. How about the French Fry Foreign Legion. Or, the First Order (of the morning).

@Priestess
Hey i feel you. Im in indiana and am outnumbered by idiots. But you guys are gonna flip your state if the data is correct. Thats awesome!

Hey when are the pastors and clergymen coming out to rally round their man Mark “Black Nazi” Robinson? Also, why r the people of NC willing to spank that fucker with a historic double digit loss, but not his orange overlord, who was actually convicted 34 times. Why is the pres race so close in NC? Are the polls broken, or the people? Better get Rasmussen and Nate Silver on that.

@JolieSaboteuse
Why did the magat buy the trump watch?
He wanted to see time lie.

@Baar_orso
Pigeon Forge. The hillbilly vegas. Great fudge, though.

@crawancon
Follow up punchline:

"Well, you will have to find me because I'll be Haydn"

@tgraph52
He's having the meeting because Putin told him to.

Rest in Performance, Dame Maggie Smith.

#newmusicfriday is at once the most rewarding and the most horrifyingly cringe day of the week.

The JD Vance dossier. It's 270 pages. The table of contents alone is 17 pages. So pretty much a guarantee that didn't read it.

@MLClark
Jeez guys....get a bloom...

@Zevon
Thank you. Those two things must be pretty “zeitgeisty” because I don’t use X and I’ve never seen squid games!

Maybe its just the pending dystopia talking, but when does the X guy figure out how to go full squid game on posters who fail his little “tests”?

“We are pleased to inform you your account, and your life, have been suspended.”

@LowEndMuse
Nothing too serious, I hope?

Rudy's disbarment tour continues.

https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/4900658-rudy-giuliani-disbarred-dc/

@chaddus2_0
Last year I came to the realization that Paul Simon only documented 5 ways to leave one's lover - so I sat down and wrote the other 45. He has yet to return my calls.