Me: *riled up before bedtime*
Also Me: ...And what did we learn?
M: *grumbling through their toothbrush* No news during sleep hygiene routines.
AM: Good. And being the rational creature that you are, now that you know how much it riles you up, you'll surely--hey! Stop that! What are you doing?
M: *checks news again, grumbles even harder*
AM: 🤦♂️...Well, maybe tossing and turning counts as exercise, at least.
M: I'll check online!
AM: No, wait, don't--!
@MLClark AM and my husband could commiserate.