Happy Jury Selection Eve for those celebrating.⛈ I hear it may get Stormy.

The wallet left behind IS finders keepers isn't it?

If you have 6.023x10^23 ducks, then you can have them all in an Avagad-row 🤔

Dont forget tomorrow is :
https://www.checkiday.com/8a6b3e9073c00241bace9159c1a293e3/dog-farting-awareness-day

We didn't always have eclipse glasses, we wore boxes instead.😂

#ThrowbackThursday

Eggs w/Homemade Chorizo topped with picante, sour cream, avocado slices and sharp cheddar. Breakfast is served. #foodporn

Dinner tonight included the first harvest of the year of fresh asparagus just under a lb. Every year I marvel at how much better it is than from a store. 😋
Gaia provides

Did anyone have 'Bibles for sale with a disclaimer for sticky pages' on their Apocalypse Bingo card? 🤣

Ever wondered which type of business in the US was the most rife with corruption, wonder no more. In both cases it was the Insurance industries that stepped in to bailed out the orange crime boss, paying the bond on appeals he will lose so he could keep his trashy properties.All in the hope he will again be king and they can keep stealing legally. Think about it as you write checks and reconcile those auto payments they keep draining you for. If you ever asked you'd get a cancellation letter.

With tomorrow being April fools day, do not anyone prank someone by opening a bottle of soda and quickly dropping in a couple Mentos and recap it quickly, placing it in the fridge for someone else to find. 😜

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uojsUGYWKZw

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Just another day where old rich white men are allowed to be corrupt without being held accountable.
Paxton should be in prison not putting people in them!

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/securities-fraud-charges-against-texas-ag-ken-paxton-dropped-in-deal-with-prosecutors-avoiding-trial-after-9-years/ar-BB1kzoCo

So thoughtful of P Diddy to pick up the torch drops by Epstein so over privileged rich old men don't have to keep offering livestock for sex.😜

Happy 'Carpe Bonorum' Day (seize the assets)

Alternative to buying eggs with gold this Easter.
(Decorated Dinner rolls)

#FloodTheFireHose

https://www.instructables.com/Flame-Grilled-Oreo-Cookies-SMores-Are-Gonna-Hate-T/