Thanks, Oma_Trisha @Mfieck for favouring my status!

My lovely high-viz cap from the outdoor markets at Skipton! £6.00! So my hubby can find me in a crowd!

BOOBILY!
''BOOBILY'' is a good word! I saw it on another site when someone used it as a header for their post and I think it's a hilarious word!

I'll use it regularly from now on such as ''I need to go to the shops where I'll boobily peruse the magazine aisle!''

''My husband and I will be at a Fine Dine Indian restaurant tonight where we'll be sat there all cosy and boobily!''

Seen on Mumsnet recently.

''To be disappointed about the book?

My daughter is in her mid-twenties. For Xmas she bought me a slim paperback book. I thought at the time it was a fairly modest gift but thanked her and put it on one side.

This evening I picked it up to read. I found she had omitted to rub out the pencil price put in at the charity shop. The book had cost £2.49.

I would like to have been worth a tenner.''

If that's all she has to moan about then god help us all!

It's 1:25 pm and it's absolutely PIDDLING down and very windy! I love it!

We were watching a South African comedy film last yesterday. Characters in the woods. I asked hubby ''do you know the name of the Head of the Forestry Commission of SA?'' He said no. I replied ''Mr. Tim Burr''! He genuinely thought I meant it! He asked ''how the bloody hell do you know that?!'' It took a few seconds for him to register it! He said ''you STUPID woman!'' I replied ''if I'm so stupid then how comes I completed a jigsaw puzzle in 4 weeks instead of 3-5 years on the box?!''

It's really windy here again today! Whizzing around at 38mph! I love it!

FIVE RULES TO REMEMBER IN LIFE!

1-Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.

2-Money can't buy happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than a bike.

3-Help someone when they're in trouble and they'll remember you when they're in trouble again.

4-Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.

5-Alcohol solves no problems but neither does milk.

These should assist you with most daily decision choices!

Ridiculous!

Ferrero Rocher, a box of 16 is average £5.50 but our local shop is charging a whopping £8.99! Understandable if it's a small business that makes little money but it's a large convenience store that make a fortune each year!

I couldn't work out why our little cat was giving me strange looks as I was getting dressed for work this morning. I asked her ''What's the matter babe? What are you trying to tell me?'' as she followed me from the kitchen to the livingroom then continued with her strange looks as she slinked off into the bedroom.
As I was putting my jacket on I realized I'd spilt a load of Greek yoghurt all down my jumper!
Thanks, little Wopsie for being far more observant than me!

I found these brilliant sites!

750words App V2 is paid but can be used free, Honey is completely free. Big screens, easy to write etc. I love them!
Diary types.

https://new.750words.com https://writehoney.com

“I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers…bull dykes, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.”

I'm absolutely can't breathe with laughter here!

Blazing Saddles. 1974.

Thanks, @geo.tirebiter73 for favouriting my status!

When I'm doing an online survey and they want to know my gender so they ask ''How Do You Identify?''

Sadly, they never let me reply with ''As A Weirdo!''