True Facts!

1-It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach.

2-A human hair can hold 3kg.

3-The length of a penis is 3 times the length of a thumb.

4-The femur is as hard as concrete.

5-A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

6-Women blink twice as much as men.

7-We use 300 muscles just to keep our balance.

8-A woman has read this entire post.

9-A man is still looking at his thumb!

So, Catherine and William are scrapping over where Prince George should be educated at 13.

He wants him to go to his old place, Eton College, she doesn't want him going to an all-boys.

Helloooo! Wake up you two! Why not do the adult thing and ASK GEORGE where he wants to be educated? He's got another 3 years to think about it yet! It's HIS schooling, not yours after all!

A friend gave us this Biscuit Hamper yesterday from Kingstons. 50 Gold Teabags 156g, Choc Crest Biscuits 150g, Triple Choc Cookies 200g, Shortbread Rounds 200g, White Chock/Lemon Cookies 150g, Ginger Snaps 300g. When contents are gone we'll still keep the gorgeous box!

Q-What do a piece of toilet paper and the USS Enterprise have in common?

A-They both circle Uranus on a mission to wipe out the Klingons!

In bed this morning flat on my back with our little cat sleeping on my right shoulder, and within a second it felt like my back had literally done what it is in this picture! SODDIN' PAINFUL! I've taken some Paracetamol!

Germany.... you make beautiful sausages!

YIPPEEEDOOO! I've oft off from work the 24th, 25th, 26th, 27th December and 1st January! I'll be ensconced in our flat with our 7 kids! OK, they're a cat, 5 fish and a shrimp but they're our kids!

Got a pack from the Co-Op yesterday, will leave them in the fridge for a week then they'll be lovely and icy when sliding down my throat!

BANNED!
FOR LIFE from Reddit!
A woman posted up asking for advise after her hubby beat her, I suggested she dumps him fast, reports him, etc. I did NOT put in any bad language. When I went to log in today it said I’ve been permanently banned for my comment! '
So Reddit, you like supporting wife/woman bashers/domestic abusers do you?
Well, there’s only one thing I can say to you: UP YOURS, KNACKERHEADS! Complete with a one-finger sign!

EEEK!
Just now here at our shop, hubby and I were dealing with a pair of regular customers and a man comes in looking for his wife.

We tell him she’s not here, he leaves, then a couple of minutes later 2 women come in and hubby said ”are you looking for a husband?!”

I burst into fits of laughter!

The younger woman, not knowing about the man said ”no, I’m not”

Hubby then had to apologize profusely and explain the situation! Luckily they both had a sense of humour…!

Is it just me or am I the only one who is absolutely sick of hearing about Britney Spears and Rebekah Vardy/Colleen Rooney and all their childish antics?!

I’ve just Googled this!

As well as potato’s being tasty versatile veggies….

calling someone a potato means they’re uninteresting, dull, strange ,ugly or fat!

Sue the charm school!

I NEED!

I WANT!

Dipped in a lovely mug of PG Tips!

True fact!

Leonardo da Vinci would buy caged birds from markets and set them free.

He also advocated for plant-based meals.