I've just had to give a bollocking by text to some pompous bloke who has a PhD in his 20s, is a chess master and various other things, and never lets anyone forget it, he always comes out with ''big adult words'' that most people have no idea about and who thinks the universe owes him something. He's a druggie and alcho BY CHOICE and been harassing and stressing my hubby for months so in the text, amongst other things I put ''your penchant for pomposity is staggering'', That should flatten him!

When in the shower this morning and had a sneezing fit and some shampoo trickled down into my mouth...UGH! What a d.i.s.g.u.s.t.i.n.g taste!

When filling out an online survey and it wants my year of birth so I put in 1965 and it wouldn't accept it! I tried 3 times then realized I'd put 1665! I know I'm no cute chicken any more but that's ridiculous!

We don't have kids by choice but we have a female cat who is our ''daughter'' and she's our beloved baby. We use our own spoons to mix her breakfast and dinner but yesterday I paid £2.19 in Boots for these, so now our little fur god has her own spoons!

Our Wopsie scared the stuffing out of me this morning! She knows she gets fed brekkie about 7 am Monday-Saturday and about 8 on Sunday. This morning I was in bed, flat on my back about 6:40. She was on the floor somewhere when, with absolutely no warning at all she leapt straight up and screeched MEOW! At the top of her voice as she heavily landed on my guts! OOOOMMPFF! All within a split second! Then she laid on my right shoulder and sang to me! I died laughing!

I'M GOING TO MURDER THE OLD GIT! Our bed is a double but we have a king-sized duvet as we love the extra all around the edges. In bed last night as hubby turned over he took the duvet with him leaving me bare with just a top corner to cling on! I asked '' can I have some duvet please, sweetie?'' He asked ''why?!'' I replied '' to cover me arse!'' He replied ''you'd need another king-sized duvet for that!''

I came into work this morning to find Sid Slug on my desk and he'd taken over my job! I evicted him to outside forthwith!

@mcfate Thanks for favourited my status!