Oh, what an evil cow I am! Last night in bed I was flat on my back with my cat, Wopsie laying on top with her bum towards me, tail over my face! I had a deep desperate urge to POKE her up the bum! I didn't because A: I wouldn't do it anyway B: I want her to carry on being my friend C: I don't want to spend the next 3 months in hospital! You have no idea just how much willpower it took me to keep my hands under the duvet for 5 minutes!
When you finally finish work at 7pm after being there since 8:30am, you're absolutely knackered and have to drive to Morrisons for shopping. You only go in ''for a few of the essentials''....yoghurts, washing up liquid, something for that night's dinner and pain killers...and come out with a trolley full!
It's a little known Murphy's Law, "If you think you're alone when you burp/fart, you're never alone."
I had an intern once who burped and said, "it's just a little air seasoning". 😂😂😂 That kid was going places.
I'm a teacher, and with me, it's passing gas. I usually let one out after my last class left, but every once in a while there's a straggler!
Our cat, Wopsie woke us up last night! My wardrobe has 2 doors and 2 draws. We woke to what sounded like a big loud knocking on our front door, we switched on the lamps and jumped out of bed…only to find Wopsie was playing with the metal dangly knobs on my wardrobe drawers! She was merrily banging away!
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