LittleFatty
Adult female. UK. Owned by a cat! Happily married. Twitter: @OhCobblers2That Instagram/Threads: @stickybear5660 Loves Monster Energy.
Joined Dec 2022
When you finally finish work at 7pm after being there since 8:30am, you're absolutely knackered and have to drive to Morrisons for shopping. You only go in ''for a few of the essentials''....yoghurts, washing up liquid, something for that night's dinner and pain killers...and come out with a trolley full!
@nblumengarten @SassySherry7 HA HA HA! 100% true!
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It's a little known Murphy's Law, "If you think you're alone when you burp/fart, you're never alone."
@nblumengarten HA HA HA!
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I had an intern once who burped and said, "it's just a little air seasoning". 😂😂😂 That kid was going places.
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I'm a teacher, and with me, it's passing gas. I usually let one out after my last class left, but every once in a while there's a straggler!
When you're at work and let out a universe-shaking BURP, forgetting there's a customer in the room...!
The left side of my mouth is painful and my gums on that side are a bit swollen after my hubby accidentally hit me in the face last night while he was asleep! Have swabbed the gums in Boots Clove Oil and taken some paracetamol!
I went to Pets at Home and bought this little mouse for my cat, Wopsie. Pull the tail and it buzzes and runs over the floor. Paid £3.00 for it but Wopsie refuses to have anything to do with it, so as a rodent fan I adopted it and called it little Nosey!
It's 8:19 pm and we're back at work for a few hours!
I think we're weirdos as well as workaholics!
Our cat, Wopsie woke us up last night! My wardrobe has 2 doors and 2 draws. We woke to what sounded like a big loud knocking on our front door, we switched on the lamps and jumped out of bed…only to find Wopsie was playing with the metal dangly knobs on my wardrobe drawers! She was merrily banging away!
It's raining, yippeedoo! I love rain!
Good news is, I managed to go last night without having terrifying nightmares!
@Gazmaz It looks gorgeous!
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@MichaelRLaverty She's absolutely gorgeous!
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Good morning 👋🏻
Not much to say today, having a quiet morning with the pup, who is thankfully knackered out and sleeping. Only took an hour's walk, and playing with her toys for another hour, to get her there. Honestly, it's like dealing with a baby 😂😂
Have a great day ✌🏻 #dogsofcoso
I, Wopsie, saved my mummy from a horrible nightmare last night! Her menopause makes her have nasty nightmares and she was having one and crying so I snuggled in with her and tried to wake her up! I succeeded in doing at about 7:10am! I was very worried about her!
LittleFatty
Adult female. UK. Owned by a cat! Happily married. Twitter: @OhCobblers2That Instagram/Threads: @stickybear5660 Loves Monster Energy.
Joined Dec 2022