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As someone who has always had impossible veins for blood to be taken from, I've just been to the nurse and she managed to get 3 full tubes of it! We were both very happy bunnies today!

: "My driving instructor told me to pull over somewhere safe. After ten minutes he asked me why I hadn't pulled over. I told him we were still in Manchester."

Bruce Springsteen - Badlands (The Legendary 1979 No Nukes Concerts)

youtu.be/LzsAPhGpMkA via @YouTube

When I'm laying in bed at night and let out a huge sneeze and our cat, who was laying on my shoulder, shoots through the roof with fright!

: "My daughter, she doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals.

She thought we just fought in world war eleven."

: "When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her."

Couldn't stop laughing last night! I was in the kitchen scoffing green grapes from the tub and accidentally dropped a large one on the floor. Immediately, my cat Wopsie leapt on it and starting chasing it around at speed!

When you're working your arse off doing the business accounts on your spreadsheet and the entire lot freezes over for several hours, and you can't do a piggin' thing with it, not even able to Save! Please excuse me while I scream the place down!

@thedisasterautist i used to πŸ’œ watching house hunters. i didn't care for the families hunting. i just like seeing inside people's houses.

yes, i'm also that person who will look into your house if the curtains are open & the lights are on.

i am also the person on zoom mtgs trying to check out what's in people's homes in the background - particularly what books you have on the shelf & what art you have up.

i am that person. πŸ™„ 😜

I cashed in all of my spare change to a Coinstar machine this morning at Morrisons. There were two Β£1.00 coins and the rest in all other coins. By the time the machine had taken it's fee, I still had a whopping Β£37.75 for myself! Off into Morrisons for a few essentials and came out with a trolley load!

@LittleFatty oh I agree. Not sure he deserved utter death, but that's not the camels fault. Vile man for sure.

@LimneticVillains Serves the scumbag right! He treated the camel appallingly so it's only right the camel should take revenge! One less animal abusing bag of turd for animals to worry about! Camel is a hero!

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