Happy birthday to my gorgeous hubby, Mark, who is 63 today! Love you loads as always! X

When I'm at work on my laptop and this stupid fly has been buzzing around me all day and I can't kill it because it's too fast for me to grab, then it lands on my arm so I'm about to squash it ... failed again ... and shout F- OFF! Then realize there's a customer stood at my desk! Thankfully he laughed after I apologized!

I've got a can of this tonight! Ice cold, sat on the edge of the bed drinking it at around 1am when I'm badly menopausal and boiling hot and humidy!

Isn't it lovely when you see these?

The internet is agonizingly slow today!

My left leg was still cramping painfully all day yesterday and last night but I finally managed to have a reasonable kip and actually arrived at work on time!

On Sunday 14th my hubby accidentally kicked my left leg in the calf, really hard.

All day and through to now, Tuesday it's been badly cramping day and night leaving me literally screaming with pain! Barely any night sleep.

I took pain killers and also ate some raw Coleman's mustard which helps.

VERY bad night last night.

Instead of being up at 6 for work at 7, this morning I didn't crash out of bed until 9:33! Quickly fed our 2 fish, 1 cat, no time for a shower, at work for 9:51!

We had another one of these delivered a couple of days ago!

Threatening us with court and prison for not having a tv license!

How many more times do we have to tell the tv mafia WE'VE NEVER HAD A BLOODY TV and DON'T BLOODY WANT ONE?! HA!

We refuse to keep Katie Price, Ant & Deck and other useless talentless creeps in a job!

Anyone interested in a really good English psycho movie, try The Redeeming with Tracey Ann Wood and Ryan Wichert.

Hubby and I were glued to it yesterday!

What a pong!

Flat on my back in bed last night.

Little Wopsie laying on my right shoulder, sleeping with her little warm fluffy body pressed against my face. AWWWWW!

Her bum was pressed against my ear.

Then she farted!

I died!

I've just deleted my Facebook account! Repeatedly got notifications saying I was trying to spam or get likes etc. etc. simply for responding on someone's post things like ''thank you for saving this beautiful bird'' or ''I fully agree with you 100%''.

So what I say to FB is UP YOURS!

I'm sticking with CounterSocial!

Fruit Pastilles, yumyum nomnoms!

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My lovely high-viz cap from the outdoor markets at Skipton! £6.00! So my hubby can find me in a crowd!

It's really windy here again today! Whizzing around at 38mph! I love it!

Ridiculous!

Ferrero Rocher, a box of 16 is average £5.50 but our local shop is charging a whopping £8.99! Understandable if it's a small business that makes little money but it's a large convenience store that make a fortune each year!

I found these brilliant sites!

750words App V2 is paid but can be used free, Honey is completely free. Big screens, easy to write etc. I love them!
Diary types.

https://new.750words.com https://writehoney.com

“I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers…bull dykes, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.”

I'm absolutely can't breathe with laughter here!

Blazing Saddles. 1974.

When I'm doing an online survey and they want to know my gender so they ask ''How Do You Identify?''

Sadly, they never let me reply with ''As A Weirdo!''

So, Catherine and William are scrapping over where Prince George should be educated at 13.

He wants him to go to his old place, Eton College, she doesn't want him going to an all-boys.

Helloooo! Wake up you two! Why not do the adult thing and ASK GEORGE where he wants to be educated? He's got another 3 years to think about it yet! It's HIS schooling, not yours after all!